That one kid you are not even friends with but still hangs around your locker trying to start a conversation with you. It is common of Locker Zombies to smell like an aged bag of used tampons that Satan wiped his ass with.
Student 1: Oh God, here comes Brian, he's such a fucking Locker Zombie.
Student 2: I know man, he's annoying as fuck and I can smell his ass from a mile away.
Student 2: I know man, he's annoying as fuck and I can smell his ass from a mile away.
by That dude431 May 25, 2016
Get the Locker Zombiemug. Students in a "smart" classroom with technology at their fingerprints who cannot break their zombie gaze from the LCD screen in front of them no matter how interesting the instructor may be.
My drafting teacher could cut off his right hand and those LCD zombies would never even look up from their screens.
by The Woodshop Teacher March 17, 2013
Get the LCD Zombiemug. A slutty older woman. One who still accepts sausage even though her skin is leathery and falling off her body.
Dude, that Ruby is SUCH a sausage zombie. I saw her with an 89-year old going into a strip club the other day.
by jorbastopal November 5, 2010
Get the Sausage Zombiemug. Someone who borrowed heavily during the good times and in a downturn can only pay the interest or less.
Debt Zombies work their entire lives paying debt that will never die. 30-60% of their salary is spent on repayments erasing all disposable income with high-interest credit cards coming to the rescue for living expenses. They spend their waking hours working in multiple low-wage job solely focused on paying the interest on their loans. The debt just never dies.
Debt Zombies work their entire lives paying debt that will never die. 30-60% of their salary is spent on repayments erasing all disposable income with high-interest credit cards coming to the rescue for living expenses. They spend their waking hours working in multiple low-wage job solely focused on paying the interest on their loans. The debt just never dies.
Tilly Rockefowler did a liberal arts undergrad and then a masters in political science costing her $75,000 in loans. Five years later she's now earning $50,000 in a non-profit based in Washington DC. The various moves has racked up consumer debt taking her loans above $100,000. In addition to her day job she works 35 hours doing the 6-8am shift in Starbucks, odd jobs from taskrabbit and in her spare time she scans craigslist for pharmaceutical trials and kidney sales. Her two sole friends consist of a neurotic debt-counselor and a debt-collector based in Bangalore, India whom she has on ongoing long-distance relationship with. She roommates with happy, free-spirited students and will do so well into her 40's. Tilly is a debt zombie.
Bob & Alice bought a 2 bedroomed house in a remote suburb of county Dublin in 2006 for €550,000. Bob worked as an IT lead in Microsoft and Alice was a QA. The house is worth a third of its value today and will not recover for twenty years. Bob is now an office temp replacing laser cartridges and is often chastised for not loading the paper in the tray correctly. Alice doesn't live with Bob anymore. 60% of Bob's rent is paying the interest-only portion of his loan. He's racking up additional credit card loans. He commutes 3.5 hours each day to Dublin city. He will never pay his loan off. He is permanently depressed. Bob is a debt zombie.
Bob & Alice bought a 2 bedroomed house in a remote suburb of county Dublin in 2006 for €550,000. Bob worked as an IT lead in Microsoft and Alice was a QA. The house is worth a third of its value today and will not recover for twenty years. Bob is now an office temp replacing laser cartridges and is often chastised for not loading the paper in the tray correctly. Alice doesn't live with Bob anymore. 60% of Bob's rent is paying the interest-only portion of his loan. He's racking up additional credit card loans. He commutes 3.5 hours each day to Dublin city. He will never pay his loan off. He is permanently depressed. Bob is a debt zombie.
by Bucolikski May 12, 2013
Get the Debt Zombiemug. by Tori~MP3 November 22, 2009
Get the Zombie Seriousmug. Mangaka Kubo Tite's debut manga that ended its run in Weekly Jump with four volumes. It tells the story of a world in which one can discover the legendary Zombie Powder if the Rings of the Dead can be found. The Zombie Powder is said to have many miraculous uses.
by SuperShooter! January 23, 2005
Get the zombie powdermug. by kushman5000 March 30, 2009
Get the Xany Zombiemug.