You just gave me cancer

The phrase you tell to a person when something about what they did or said tortured the very fiber of your being to such an extent that you felt like you just got cancer, but wanted to bring that fact to light in a chill, joking, almost passive-aggressive fashion.

Friend: I think I'm going to buy a scooter. I spend too much time walking and it would make me more productive.
Me: Cool bro, there's just one problem... You just gave me cancer.

by That-Just-Gave-Me-Cancer September 9, 2019

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You can bang me later

Instead of saying "You can thank me later" after doing something nice for somebody, respond by saying, "You can bang me later." Hopefully you get BANGED!

"Hey, you dropped this pen."

"Oh."

"No worries."

"Really?"

"You can bang me later"

"Okay!"

by Jellybean7 May 4, 2009

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you don't know me bitch

When a bitch don't know you.

You see this new bitch Keisha at the club and she all on your nigga and you approach her like "get yo hands of my mans hoe, I ain't afraid to cut a bitch" then Keisha replies " I ain't want yo dirt ass nigga anyway trick and yo bitch ass ain't gon do shit" in which you reply " you don't know me bitch".

by Esnesnon May 2, 2016

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i wish i knew you wanted me

a verse of one of the most legendary songs to ever exist. “I wish i knew you wanted me” - ‘Bad Habit’ by Steve Lacy

“i wish i knew you wanted me”

bro what?
the fuck you mean “what” do you even listen to lacy?

by breadbreadbreadhead July 20, 2022

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you won't fight me though

Term that can be used when one in opposition threatens to do something other (and lesser) than fight you.

Term that can be used when one in opposition makes what seems to be an empty threat.

Is to be said quickly and with furrowed brow.

See also: you won't though.

"Take the last cupcake and see what happens."
"You won't fight me though."

by Mos before Bros April 23, 2007

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