You're hosed 

"You're hosed." = "You're sh*t out of luck."
You are now in a hopeless position, with no known ways of escape or solution.
A polite way of saying "You have no hope."

"Hey Nick, my mother in law is coming to town next week. Any chance that one of your family members have died or something? Is there a funeral going on? I am really not trying to see her."
"Sorry John, unfortunately for you - no one has died. Looks like you're hosed."

You're hosed by The guy who knows a lot. October 25, 2014

you're are 

you're aren't

you're are aren't have yesn't

you're are by Ambar the proest October 8, 2020

You're fucking your ass from within

This is when the shit you take is extremely painful, or there's a dick that's coming out of your ass. Whichever is your case.

Person 1: I had a painful shit today.
Person 2: Oh, you're fucking your ass from within.
Person 1: What?

You're fucking your ass from within by betard6000 June 23, 2021

you're wrong + ratio 

Used when someone doesn't have any other comebacks in an argument. The person who uses this is so confident they are correct, that they are essentially saying more people will agree with them, hence, "ratio". Most people also use "your wrong + ratio," because they didn't pay attention in 5th-grade grammar class.

(insert good argument here)

you're wrong + ratio

you're wrong + ratio by xsierraz March 31, 2022

you're smelling your upper lip 

Smelling your upper lip is an insult for when someone is saying someone else smells, so they tell them that it's them, because there nose is close to there upper lip

"Y'all smell dat? Smells poor.."
"You're smelling your upper lip."

you're smelling your upper lip by Candy x Cindy April 15, 2020

you're beautiful 

an extremely overplayed song by James Blunt, which isnt even that good anyway.

#1: Have you heard "You're Beautiful"?
#2: Who hasnt?
#1: God, it sucks!

you're beautiful by humans are scary June 20, 2006

you're so tumblr 

something that a perky white bitch might say when she sees a picture that you took that's artsy/cute, or you might wear a cute outfit and she'll say you're super tumblr, the possibilites are endless, unfortunately

annoying white bitch: oh my god gurl you're so tumblr i can't even.

you're so tumblr by kitkatkattina June 29, 2016