by dobyugi0196 November 22, 2021
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New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?
Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
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by TheRealFactzzzz September 19, 2020
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by Bigppboi42069 January 5, 2024
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A sexy man with a humongous penis. Xavier's also have a very good way with words a really chiseled body
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