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worth the squirt

in reference to a female (or male) who looks good enough to ejaculate in, on or around.
rob: hey dude, you see that girl? she is welllll fittttt!
pete: o yeee man, she is soooooo worth the squirt!
by georgeadam April 30, 2012
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Worth The Girth

When someone or something is worth the girth.
Joseph L: Hey Ross, how was last night... Was it worth the girth?

Ross N: It most definitely was worth the girth and I would do it again.
by Joseph Luca September 12, 2019
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Myspace Worthy

If a picture or a sentence is "worthy" of myspace.
*friend 1* Hey you like this picture?
*friend 2* Yea, its totaly myspace worthy!
by A Zirk October 22, 2008
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Horse Worthy

Adj.

Describing anything that is cool/awesome/badass enough to ride a horse at anytime and it is always appropriate.
"Yea, Batman is pretty horse worthy."
by Tuatsu Otter October 3, 2009
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worthless shield

the worthless shield is an invisible force that provides protection for people who are the lagrest drain on society in the world. ever notice how the really worthless people get shot 14 times or are involved in horrible accidents yet survive?

the only ways to disable the worthless shield are for the procted person to find religion, get a GED, or get a good job. this is evidenced by the interviews on the news of family members after a loved one has been killed. they always say "lil boosie just got baptised and got his life right" or "dehdeh just got his GED and was gonna straighten himself up" or "taequan just got a job with the city and started paying his child support."
guy 1: did you hear about the guy who got shot in the hood yesterday?

guy 2: no, did he die?

1: yeah he was dead before the ambulance got there.

2: did he just get his GED?

1: thats what the family said. how did you know?

2: he fucked around and lost his worthless shield.
by champcc1 February 18, 2009
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wowhead

1) Someone who is addicted to WoW.

2) The act of getting head while playing wow.
regular person: Hey, why weren't you in school yesterday.
wowhead:I was playing wow.
regular person: Ok, are you goin' to that party tonight?
wowhead: No, i gotta go raid a dungeon.
regular person: Fuck, you.

The wowhead ended up going to the party and got wowhead from some drunk chick.
by uhhh yeaahhh September 12, 2009
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Worthless Piece of Shit

@AntiMAPSociety_ on twitter
He fucking faked his own suicide for sympathy, what a worthless piece of shit.
by Loli Powice March 2, 2020
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