A noise artist and diabolic philosopher, known for his many recordings and writings dealing with subjects such as social darwinism, misanthropy, and general outsider-ness(for lack of better words:P). He is despised by the oversocialized PC Left, being a prominent member of the recent unpop art movement alongside greats such as Jim Goad. But despite all the ear shattering noise he makes, he also proves to be of many skills, playing melodic collaborations with neo-folk band Death in June. He is not the dark messenger he presents himself as either, as he has been known for the most amusing mass-pranks one has ever seen, including one in which he threw bananas at German hotel guests while dressed as a gorrilla in nazi regalia.
by IntestinePoet July 10, 2005
Guy 1: "Dude i didnt see you at the party last night."
Guy 2: "Yea cause i was at the mall picking up some sweet rice."
Guy 2: "Yea cause i was at the mall picking up some sweet rice."
by TheDale2112 February 28, 2011
Dicks on rice is an adjective that has a “one size fits all” meaning. You define it as you see fit in a variety of moments, although most commonly used to indicate something bad has happened, it can also include every emotion on the spectrum.
After having a really bad day at school, you walk home and think to yourself
“Wow, today was really some dicks on rice”
“Wow, today was really some dicks on rice”
by Darry A. Allen March 09, 2021
This is a guy who has a fat, long dick and is so funny he can make people laugh with one look. He is a cry baby and loves to roast everyone around. He is the nicest guy you’ll ever meet and is so humble ! He loves to punch above his weight in the lady department too even though he is handsome. All round legend !
by Maninthemirrorgag May 15, 2020
by Kabcam December 15, 2018
by Juice1017 December 22, 2017
Niki Minaj is a rice wife.
by Thebadbitchisherehaha October 22, 2018