Hate Wipe

When you wipe after pooping, and your finger breaks through the toilet paper into your butthole.

Yesterday I accidentally hate wiped myself at my parents house.

by Snipedog22 January 3, 2017

Dunk and wipe

Coined by the famous auto detailer. “the pepper” The dunk and wipe is once your done pooping you flush, then dunk the toilet paper in clean toilet water and wipe.

After wiping I still didn’t feel clean, so I did the dunk and wipe.

by King s a l a m I May 20, 2022

Razor Wipe

Toilet paper often located in public washrooms that shaves your butt hole while wiping it.

Dude that Mcdonald's bathroom has some serious razor wipe going on. I might have to by new underwear.

by officeworklife July 26, 2015

marker wipe

When you wipe, wipe, and wipe a hundred times, but theres still poop. Its like you’re wiping a marker.

Sorry I’m late, I had the marker wipes!

by Qslammer November 15, 2017

Bar Wipe

The classic spaghetti western-style saloon fight move when one wipes the bar down with another person (preferably face first), effectively cleaning the bar top of all inanimate objects.

Guy #1: "So did you knock that drunk dude out?"
Guy #2: "Nah, he was way too drunk so I just gave him the ol' Bar Wipe."

by Martyr0ne June 8, 2018

jabba-wipe

A woman who is addicted to having sex with obese men.

Steve, the only girl in this room who’d fuck your fat-ass would be a jabba-wipe like Ashley.

by Skankaflank May 13, 2022

Slime Wipe

When you wipe/lick the slime off someone's gooch or taint.

Eww. did you hear about when Tyler slime wiped Ryan.

by The Procrastinator February 11, 2015