woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

salami wink

When deep throating so far it makes your eyes close “wink”

Kelsey went down on me so hard she got the salami winks.

by Bubbles258 May 8, 2023

Winking bunny

Is a sexual game where the 1st person shoves as many marshmallows up there anal cavity as possible. Once they are done the 2nd person will suck as many marshmallows out as they can, and if all our sucked out the wnd person must say "chubby bunny" to win. If the 2nd person can not fit all marshmallows in there mouth, or can not say the phrase at the end, the 1st person wins.

Person 1: Man, I lost against brad in winking bunny. I dont understand how a person can fit that many in there mouth.
Person 2: Sound like you have a small ass hole, you need to expand it more.

by Bigilo February 9, 2020

leakest wink

What a "chain of command" is only as strong as. In other words, if a bunch of insincere people are "shedding crocodile tears" --- i.e., if they are pretending to be all weepy-eyed but are actually "winking behind their watering" because they're merely trying to manipulate those in authority --- the resolve of said commanding personnel is only as strong as whoever is shedding the most tears of the "leaky-waterworks" group, and thus is presenting the most-convincingly unhappy status that would also have the most persuasive effect on whoever is in charge of the situation.

A jury would do well to only listen to and consider what is actually being said by those giving testimony, not the eye-streamingly distressed manner in which said testimony is presented --- remember, the resolve of humanity is only as strong as its leakest wink!

by QuacksO February 18, 2023