by Yruey February 05, 2023
A smart,ruthless,successful and ballsy Cocaine Importer based in Miami Florida during the late nineteen seventies and ninety eighties. He used many people to help his operation and didn't take shit from anyone except his girlfriend Toni Moon. He was busted only because another cocaine importer he teamed up with got busted (Max Mermelstein.)
Jon Roberts:The government hired me to bring guns into Nicuragua to help the freedom fighters. Idecided that it would be risky to bring cocaine on their air-crafts.
Everyone he tells this to: Nuh-uh you're full of shit.
Jon Roberts: *pulls up old news paper article and baffles person/people*
Everyone he tells this to: Nuh-uh you're full of shit.
Jon Roberts: *pulls up old news paper article and baffles person/people*
by Fascinated Spirit March 21, 2013
a beautiful. smart. amazing girl that id love to date. shes sweet loving. and to die for. and if i could id have her to myself and never let her go. shes always going to be in my heart and my best friend even if things dont become how we want it to be.
by abcdefghijklmnopz November 11, 2008
NHL Hockey Player with the Pittsburgh Penguins, at 42 years old he is the most conditioned and tough player ever.. See badass for more information. Will drop the gloves and kick the shit out of anyone at will. You have been warned.
Gary Roberts hit that guy into the boards so hard, he got every girl in the first three rows pregnant!
There are only three horsemen of the apocalypse because Gary Roberts will skate.
They once made a Gary Roberts toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
There are only three horsemen of the apocalypse because Gary Roberts will skate.
They once made a Gary Roberts toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
by McLovin' April 13, 2008
An act of oral pleasure given to a male (blowjob) wherein the person providing said pleasure is able to take the entire shaft (cock) into their mouth and/or throat while simultaneously licking the scrotum (balls). If the recipient ejaculates during the course of an Oral Roberts, the provider of said pleasure is rewarded with a high-five, and probably $100 or something.
I'm not normally into fatties, but Jodie pulled an Oral Roberts on me while we were in the Applebee's parking lot. I owe her $100 now.
by shogun_pluuto February 12, 2015
Robert Clack is a well rated school in the Borough of Barking and Dagenham, named after the Dagenham mayor of the same name.
by CCRobertClack December 11, 2019
The most perfect man alive. He's sweet, caring, gentle, and nice. He's absolutely charming and can sweep you off your feet in minutes. He's fun to talk to and loves unconditionally. Usually tall with brown hair. Also can be a really big nerd.
by Darth mauls big toe December 17, 2013