1. People who know the advanced features of a computer operating system.
2. What business people who don't actually know anything about computers call themselves when all they can do is make spreadsheets in Excel. :
2. What business people who don't actually know anything about computers call themselves when all they can do is make spreadsheets in Excel. :
Ex:
1. I just installed a new GUI to Debian! Now to overlock my processor so I can get shit done!
2. The following is a real story from my old job:
Lady: *Calls Me(IT Guy)*
Me: Hello?
Lady: Yes, is this IT I'm speaking with?
Me: Yes.
Lady: I'm normally a "Power User" but lately, Windows has been SO slow! I would like it if you could help me.
Me: Ok, would you like me to come over to your office?
Lady: No, it's fine.
Me: Well, could you answer these questions?
Lady: Yes. Why is it so slow?
Me: Have you updated Windows?
Lady: No.
Me: Do you have Windows 7?
Lady: Why do you want me to downgrade? I already have Windows 95!
Me: Have you downloaded any viruses?
Lady: No, my doctor said I'm fine.
Me: Umm...Well, have you clicked on any suspicious E-Mails?
Lady: Yes! I'm still waiting for my new iPhone!
Me: *Facepalm*
1. I just installed a new GUI to Debian! Now to overlock my processor so I can get shit done!
2. The following is a real story from my old job:
Lady: *Calls Me(IT Guy)*
Me: Hello?
Lady: Yes, is this IT I'm speaking with?
Me: Yes.
Lady: I'm normally a "Power User" but lately, Windows has been SO slow! I would like it if you could help me.
Me: Ok, would you like me to come over to your office?
Lady: No, it's fine.
Me: Well, could you answer these questions?
Lady: Yes. Why is it so slow?
Me: Have you updated Windows?
Lady: No.
Me: Do you have Windows 7?
Lady: Why do you want me to downgrade? I already have Windows 95!
Me: Have you downloaded any viruses?
Lady: No, my doctor said I'm fine.
Me: Umm...Well, have you clicked on any suspicious E-Mails?
Lady: Yes! I'm still waiting for my new iPhone!
Me: *Facepalm*
by The Man with the Plan In a Can August 17, 2012
Get the Power Usermug. by RoninsFire January 4, 2005
Get the Armenian Powermug. A power bottom is a gay male who during anal intercourse truly enjoys being the receptive partner to the point of wanting it more aggressively. Anal intercourse can be painful at times. A power bottom is a man who has learned how to "take it" and feels great pleasure without the pain. When a bottom wants it bad enough it can put him in the aggresive or dominant role in bed.
by J the PB December 3, 2007
Get the power-bottommug. Godot Power(Go-Doh Power)
Godot Power: The ability to shoot/ fire lasers from ones eyes. Before Using Godot Power, “Godot Power” must be shouted at a high volume for no less the 4 seconds.
Godot Power: The ability to shoot/ fire lasers from ones eyes. Before Using Godot Power, “Godot Power” must be shouted at a high volume for no less the 4 seconds.
by Godot November 20, 2007
Get the Godot powermug. by Loveisonitsway January 9, 2010
Get the Italian Powermug. Kenny Powers is when a man pulls out during intercourse, ejaculates in his hand, and throws the ejaculate at the woman's face with great speed. Much like the pitching of Kenny Powers
by Ginger1990 September 14, 2012
Get the Kenny Powersmug. An expression used by those who have pride in the white race. Not necessarily a racist. It's the same concept as those who preach "Black Power."
by x_Alex July 25, 2006
Get the white powermug.