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Alysha Johnson

Alysha Johnson is one of the best friends in the whole world. she is amazing, kind, beautiful and funny. She can make you happy when your sad, just hands down an amazing person to be around. She is like a sister to me and whenever we are together it is never boring. She can do anything she sets her mind too and never puts herself before others. Even though we are at different schools she is always there for me and I am always there for her. I am never leaving her and I hope she never leaves me. Her laugh brings a smile to my face, if I ever call her she always answers. She has been with me through ups and downs, highs and lows she helps me everyday even if she doesn't know it. If I have a problem she always helps, if I need her to listen she always does. I am with her to the end whether she likes it or not I am never leaving.
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That's Alysha Johnson
Person 1: No way!
Person 2: I know right!
Person 1: We have to go talk to her.
Person 2: Okay lets go!
by Sam Betz February 15, 2021
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Diontae Johnson

A highly underrated up and coming wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers of the NFL. He was a 3rd round pick out of the University of Toledo in the 2019 NFL draft.
Diontae Johnson just mossed that cb!
by drinknucleicacid December 7, 2020
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stud johnson

A term giving to someone whom is dominating whatever they are doing whether it be sports, sex or video games. This is among the highest titles a person can receive for being simply awesome.
Did you see that guy put up 30 in the game last night?

Yeah, that guy was totally a stud johnson!
by therealmccoy69 March 6, 2012
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nas johnson

aye bro u nas johnson a young rich nigga
bro u heard he tryna die
by Thatkid_nj May 9, 2021
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penis johnson

To "do a penis johnson" means to perform terribly at a task or to commit an act with inexplicable motivation and decidedly adverse effect. This term originates from a 2014 incident in which rapper Andre Johnson (AKA Christ Bearer) severely injured his phallus while under the influence of narcotics.
-Did you hear about how badly Steve did on the job interview yesterday?
-Yeah, he really did a penis johnson.
by DaNozzlah August 25, 2020
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Owen Johnson

A loud and obnoxious man, Owen Johnson can be found shouting out things like "LITTLE MANNN" and "IT'S WEDGE'S BIRTHDAY!" between mouthfulls of cake, political debates and un-comformable anti-religious beliefs. His motivation to do well in life is based upon the fact that he resides in the county slum, aka Tonyrefail, thus his schoolwork is immaculately presented and is well received by his teachers, and love is felt towards them by Owen, apart from Mrs Goodridge whom he has a distaste for due to the resentment felt towards Owen after discovering that he is a homophobe. Although Owen's stomach sticks out as much as a rucksack carried by an Afghan in an American airport, Owen is a lovely boy and can be extremely attentive and caring, once asking me "yow orait". His lack of a belt - which reveals his neatly manicured and shaved arsehole - is compensated for by his beautiful smile. Owen is a gorgeous boy and will succeed in his life which will unfortunately be cut short, due to a high possibility of developing heart disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes or a heart attack.
"I did an Owen Johnson last night"
"What?! You revised for 7 hours straight?"
by Mark Greenberg June 6, 2018
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Hades Johnson

A person who affiliates with Eugene and performs CBT on KC royals Report daily under a bed
Log: bro stop performing CBT under my bed!

Jules: sorry

Log: what a hades Johnson!
by Buffsky March 18, 2021
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