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Wild Acres

A small community nestled in Dingmans Ferry in Pike County in NEPA. Known to the local residents as Russianville because during the summer all you will see is Russians running around speaking their Russian language and being assholes. Other than that you'll find a bunch of teenagers thinking they are cool and doing drugs together and thinking they are the baddest thing on Earth.
Wild Acres is a horrible place to live man.
by CrackIsWackBois January 5, 2020
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wild penis

A wild penis is a crazyass penis that has contracted so many lethal venereal diseases from such frequent, intense, puke-evoking wanking and/or intercourse that it has miraculously grown its own functioning DNA and come to life. One can find wild penes almost anywhere they can find any animal, but they are often identified by the kind of environment they live in (ex. common house penes, saltwater penes, woodland penes, prairie penes, etc.). When a penis goes wild, each component of it resembles a vital physical function on/in a large-scale mammal. For instance, its testicles become its feet, its foreskin becomes its head, its urethral opening becomes its mouth, parts of its epididymis become its arms and paws, and maybe its pearly penile papules become its eyes-I honestly know very little to nothing about biology and everything else. Defenses: They piss on anything/anyone they dislike and threatening houses. They cumblast their natural predators, vulvae, to poison them and/or drive them away. This definition is rational as fuck! As proof, among many other places, wild penes abound in Chimi Lhakhang, Bhutan.
Idiot 1: It's just a penis. It doesn't have stingers, teeth or claws. It's completely harmless! So why the fuck are you panicking so much?!?!
Idiot 2: This was no ordinary penis, man. It could walk and breath, even though it was disembodied!
Idiot 1: No, it can't be. They went extinct more than ten millennia ago!

Idiot 2: I don't know what the motherfuck you're saying!!!
Idiot 1: I'm saying you'd better kill yourself, Idiot 2! It's the only way to avoid the misery that will befall civilization with the invasion of the wild penis.
by E idiots dei March 22, 2020
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Wild Parsnip

Someone who is INSANELY wild in bed
Damn that girl was a wild parsnip last night! Could barely handle it.
by Bigfatbaddie May 4, 2020
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Wild introvert

Bold but discrete. Very confident person who lives for the moment. Effortlessly attractive being. Manifests a strong & enjoyable presence. Can be all over the place in real life but never seeking attention from a distance. Lowkey on social media & remains unknown to many. Never clout chase but gotta let em’ once in awhile.
Man this girl is so hot who is she?

Yo dawg she a wild introvert u might never see her face again.

Yo she seems like a wild introvert
Yeah man she lowkey a freak !!
by Glizzy glue May 16, 2020
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wilde sau

German for "wild boar" although sau can refer to pig or swine, but in this case it refers to boar. it generally refers to luftwaffe tactics during the 2nd world war , where bf109s would attack b17s seen by the silhouette against the clouds lit up by spotlights on the ground. there would also be 88mm flak shooting in designated sectors so friendly air forces dont fly through it.
my grandfather was a pilot who flew using wilde sau tactics
by 123nick April 9, 2017
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Thomas Wilde

An extremely rare, extremely gorgeous and extremely perfect Dutch young man. Thomas Wilde's will treat you right and dick you right all day and all night. This guy is the ultimate lover and has an abnormally large penis.
Damn, my legs are sore. That guy from last night must've been a Thomas WIlde!
by Guy who knows his shit B May 10, 2017
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Wild jenny

A non human creature lost roaming earth in search of a rad party with jade.
by Jennyfour May 8, 2018
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