by Vkckgkv September 16, 2023
Get the I was wildmug. You: Sorry buddy, I’ve got to go. I’ve got the call of the wild.
Buddy: Which call?
You: A shit.
Buddy: I thought you meant to masturbate.
You: Piss off I need a shit. Goodbye.
Buddy: Which call?
You: A shit.
Buddy: I thought you meant to masturbate.
You: Piss off I need a shit. Goodbye.
by FlatCapWolf October 26, 2022
Get the call of the wildmug. A wild penis is a crazyass penis that has contracted so many lethal venereal diseases from such frequent, intense, puke-evoking wanking and/or intercourse that it has miraculously grown its own functioning DNA and come to life. One can find wild penes almost anywhere they can find any animal, but they are often identified by the kind of environment they live in (ex. common house penes, saltwater penes, woodland penes, prairie penes, etc.). When a penis goes wild, each component of it resembles a vital physical function on/in a large-scale mammal. For instance, its testicles become its feet, its foreskin becomes its head, its urethral opening becomes its mouth, parts of its epididymis become its arms and paws, and maybe its pearly penile papules become its eyes-I honestly know very little to nothing about biology and everything else. Defenses: They piss on anything/anyone they dislike and threatening houses. They cumblast their natural predators, vulvae, to poison them and/or drive them away. This definition is rational as fuck! As proof, among many other places, wild penes abound in Chimi Lhakhang, Bhutan.
Idiot 1: It's just a penis. It doesn't have stingers, teeth or claws. It's completely harmless! So why the fuck are you panicking so much?!?!
Idiot 2: This was no ordinary penis, man. It could walk and breath, even though it was disembodied!
Idiot 1: No, it can't be. They went extinct more than ten millennia ago!
Idiot 2: I don't know what the motherfuck you're saying!!!
Idiot 1: I'm saying you'd better kill yourself, Idiot 2! It's the only way to avoid the misery that will befall civilization with the invasion of the wild penis.
Idiot 2: This was no ordinary penis, man. It could walk and breath, even though it was disembodied!
Idiot 1: No, it can't be. They went extinct more than ten millennia ago!
Idiot 2: I don't know what the motherfuck you're saying!!!
Idiot 1: I'm saying you'd better kill yourself, Idiot 2! It's the only way to avoid the misery that will befall civilization with the invasion of the wild penis.
by E idiots dei March 22, 2020
Get the wild penismug. Wilding out for no reason and looking dumb while you're doing it. This word is usually for women that are either crazy, dumb, dumb as hell or loud as hell.
by Fake Wilding May 25, 2018
Get the Fake Wildingmug. 
by masterofdaworldnumba2 November 29, 2009
Get the bush-wildmug. Wild sifto is a commonly used term to refer to living life on the wild side. If you aren't dancing on a cooler, fish hooking it in he middle of a circle, or doing cartwheels in the front lawn then you are not living out wild sifto.
by Bigtex500 December 5, 2013
Get the wild siftomug.