Wheatard

A person who is allergic to wheat and makes a big fuss about ut

Tom is a wheatard

by Diddakoi August 17, 2011

Wheatios

A girl named Stephanie that dates small children's older brothers and bakes cereal out of crack.

Gawd, you're dating one of those Wheatios? What's your PROBLEM???!!!

by revengemousacrossfromcat2 March 19, 2009

Wheat wonk

A man with a mangina that has convinced himself he is allergic to wheat.

Richard you wheat wonk, get a slice a bread into you.

by The handsome tyrant August 8, 2014

Wheat

One of the worst crop ever known to the world.

Virgin: I like wheat.
Chad: YUCK EW FUCK CORN BEST

by cornguyyes January 8, 2020

Wheatfield

A large field where crops are grown.

The head of an alien lover in E.T.

Also, Jonathan, an alien researcher, hair shape. Hair is spiky and resembles crops in a wheatfield.

Look at that wheatfield in the Texas land; it is very arid.

That hair shape is preposterous, it's shaped like a wheatfield

by Edwardo Dhruv June 12, 2011

Fuck wheat

The redneck version of fuck boy

i.e. A person who is a weak ass pussy

that ain't bout shit.

Look here fuck wheat.

You better watch what you say fuck wheat.

by sinfulgamer July 24, 2011

shitty grain wheats

when ur ass deside is want a peef weat square from the rink. then u pop in one dolla dolla bill ya and out come the peat weef. MM GOOD NESS

i like eating peffy weats
SHITTY GRAIN WHEATS

by alyssa n jaylene March 27, 2009