wenis

A woman who looks like a woman but sounds like a men's rights activist.

That wenis is in favour of men getting full custody of their kids, no matter what kind of a father they are.

by Westside Pat October 9, 2012

weenie beenie

A latex condom used for all kinds of crazy shit

"I'll be damned if I fuck that hooker without a weenie beenie1"

by Martin Throttle June 29, 2006

Wendi Deng

- verb;
To jump up and bitch slap someone trying to attack your man.

Commonly used as a verb as part of the phrase "to go Wendi Deng on one's ass".

- noun;
a female badass.

I saw her approaching my boyfriend with a plate of shaving cream so I went all Wendi Deng on her ass!!

Mike: Ouch that bitch just slapped me!
Jack: Yeah she's a real Wendi Deng.

by online_cookie July 19, 2011

wenis dig

The use of the wenis and elbow to inflict severe to mild discomfort on another by slowly stabbing the elbow and wenis into some part of their body.

"Yo Ben! Nick stole your seat! Wenis dig 'em and he'll move!"

by koalabison January 2, 2009

Weenietouch

First hit single for Utah-based folk-rock group Matt Ben Jackson.

Ethan: Hey, did you hear Matt Ben Jackson's new single?

Kramer: Yeah man, that song "Weenietouch" is H-a rad!

Ethan: How do the lyrics go again?

Kramer: I think it's "Weenietouch, weenietouch, touchin' my wang, touchin' it all night long."

by t's all over May 7, 2010

Wenistophibriosis

An uncomfortable state in which ones penis becomes crooked from rapid intercourse or more commonly masturbation.

Dallas got Wenistophibriosis from his toilet seat.

by A Caged African December 28, 2010

Weenis Clous

When you are trying to type"Weenis Cloud" but you are really really drunk and you keep spelling it "Weenis Clous" instead.

"Weenis Clous Problems!"

by FistpumpPushupChapstick October 25, 2011