The weight gain through the consumption of copious amounts of Hungarian pasty. Typically occurs during the holiday season.
by Grimshackle December 24, 2016
Get the pastry weightmug. That last time I pulled more than my own weight I was exploited by the whores who turned a group home for the disabled into a retard sex cult.
Hym "Yeah, no... We're not doing that. I WAS helping and what happened? Called a fucking plagiarists because I don't cite (explicitly) the names of people who prattle on about their right to not associate with me (Even though I was denied the right to not associate with the participants of retard sex cult). I'm helping everyone. Indiscriminately. For free. Need a Billion dollar movie? Here you go! Want to boost your ratings in a way that correlates 1 to 1 with dialogue I wrote? Sure, no problem. Need dialogue to make your narcissistic superman more compelling? 'He was worth more than all of you' Sound familiar? No? That was the thing I said about Andy! How about some allies? You need those? How about the quintessential smug liberal atheist? Wonder why he switched sides almost over night... 🤔 Does the world's most famous atheist not do that anymore? What happened there? Am I the dragon the most qualified psychologist on the planet imitates? Neat! Oh, no? I'm being hoisted by my own petard? Oh, ok. I see how that works. Does your ethical framework not apply to me? Oooh right I see. Cool. That's integrity. 'This is how people should BE in the world... Unless you're dealing with someone you don't like... Then just do whatever it takes to spite them...' It's not that I'm not carrying my weight; it's that I'm carrying the goddamn team and nobody's reciprocating because me losing is more important than everyone winning."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2022
Get the Weightmug. by ashergr May 13, 2022
Get the Wine weightmug. The process of dieting and associated weekly contest at Slimming World and related organisations to see which fatty has lost the most timber.
How's the diet going, Anna?
Sound, yeah. I'm off to Slimming World tonight to partake in the weighting game. See how much I've lost.
How much you've put on, more like (unspoken)
Sound, yeah. I'm off to Slimming World tonight to partake in the weighting game. See how much I've lost.
How much you've put on, more like (unspoken)
by Bayesoir December 30, 2019
Get the Weighting gamemug. by Arminkshipper August 9, 2024
Get the weightmug. by Shrekenator February 14, 2024
Get the Windy City Winter Weightmug. The phenomenon of continuously losing weight (e.g., 0.2 kg per day) despite a sedentary lifestyle, attributed to maintaining a healthy diet, often viewed as a blessing or sign of divine favor.
Even though I've been glued to my computer all day, this blessed weight loss feels like a gift from above since I've always been watching what I eat!
by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Get the blessed weight lossmug.