Weight machines

Machines used by women and men that are too afraid or misinformed to do an actual workout

I'm gonna go hit the calf raise and forearm weight machines even though I can barely do even a girl pushup.

by Real Fitness February 3, 2012

Alyssa-weight

Lighter than a light weight when drinking alcohol

They're such an Alyssa-weight

by AVBAF May 27, 2017

heavey weight

Not a light weight

Bro I’m a heavey weight

by Yassotrue January 26, 2018

Paper Weight

Noun: A useful person that isn't helpful enough.

Oh thank you Uimet for triggering the boss. We appreciate your bunny ears but that doesn't make you deserving of fucking up and being immune to criticism, you fucking paper weight.

by Endo-Chan February 18, 2020

Wine weight

The extra 10 or 20 pounds an individual puts on when consuming excessive amounts of cheap wine

“It’s about time I loose this wine weight brother.”

by ashergr May 13, 2022

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, he really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 14, 2024

blessed weight loss

The phenomenon of continuously losing weight (e.g., 0.2 kg per day) despite a sedentary lifestyle, attributed to maintaining a healthy diet, often viewed as a blessing or sign of divine favor.

Even though I've been glued to my computer all day, this blessed weight loss feels like a gift from above since I've always been watching what I eat!

by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025