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lookin for a worm weight

doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing
You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.
by the hornet76 January 4, 2021
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Average weight

Not skinny or fat
by 459395 March 10, 2022
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twin weights

A word commonly used to describe the two sacks on either side of a man's joy stick.
Oh god his twin weights were hairy. Yuck!
by Holy Schmidt August 17, 2007
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Radio Station Weight

When your weight is between 88 and 108 pounds. 88-108 is the range of FM radio stations in the United States. For instance: MIX 106.5, KISS 104.3.
Friend: You don't look so good, are you ok?

Me: I'm not feeling good, I have had a lot of appetite loss recently, and now have radio station weight.
by Entitled_Karennn September 20, 2021
mugGet the Radio Station Weightmug.

Paper Weight

Noun: A useful person that isn't helpful enough.
Oh thank you Uimet for triggering the boss. We appreciate your bunny ears but that doesn't make you deserving of fucking up and being immune to criticism, you fucking paper weight.
by Endo-Chan February 18, 2020
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Sheet Weight

When someone or pet sleeps between the top sheet and the comforter or blanket.
I tried to turn over in bed but couldn't because the dog was being a sheet weight and I didn't want to throw him across the room.
by Mariussincalvious June 30, 2025
mugGet the Sheet Weightmug.

Put weight on the bean

i.e. did you hear Jim last night? He bought that girl home and put weight on the bean.
by Nepenthes126 December 4, 2016
mugGet the Put weight on the beanmug.

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