Webternets

Once upon a time in a land far far away, spiders invented the internet first, and it was forever known as...the webternets...

Nothing much, just surfing the webternets

by Kash Etchum August 3, 2010

Webcam Pajamajam

1. An event in which two or more individuals (often of the opposite sex, for socially acceptable purposes) participate in a webcam conversation outfitted in their bedtime attire.

John purchased a webcam this afternoon, so we are planning on having a Webcam Pajamajam tonight. If Megan's lucky, she might get an invite.

by Night Jammer August 3, 2010

webturducken

“A chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turkey stuffed into a cow stuffed into a elephant stuffed into a whale!”

A: What did you have for thanksgiving?
B: We had turducken!
A: Hahaha, ſuckin’ hicks!!
B: And what did you have? Webturducken? Or did your mom eat the sperm whale alone again?
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by Evi1M4chine December 3, 2010

webtistics

The study, analysis, and interpretation of web related data

Let's crunch the webtistics and mine the web for gold

Interpret the webtistics correctly and become rich

by webtfx February 18, 2011

Webstur

A college student who is generally regarded as being of below average in intelligence, having no athletic ability. Usually rich white kids whose parents bought their way into college but they will never really have to work after they graduate.

Dude, you're failing at life, stop being such a Webstur.

by ghost_writer1 June 9, 2011

Webster Diving

Flipping through a dictionary — preferably without looking — and sticking your finger onto the page to arrive at a random word. Can also be done online via touchpad. Useful when naming a band, blog, pet, or in the case of Brooklyn hipsters, human newborns. Other acceptable forms are Webster Dived or Webster-dove.

"Dude, we totally went Webster Diving all last night writing my concrete poetry tat."

by dm10003 May 8, 2012

Webster'd

Act of outsmarting someone by the use of specific facts and long incomprehensible words.

Idiot: bla bla bla
Non-idiot: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah

Idiot: ...
Listener: Dude, you just got webster'd!

by Skillet324 June 13, 2012