Dick Web

The web-like skin that connects the shaft of the penis to the ball sack.

I cut my dick web shaving and it won't stop bleeding!

by Artchi March 21, 2011

Tangled in the web

1. An untamed gathering involving excessive drinking and promiscuity.

2. In the mix; stuck in a situation that you can't get out of which could be good or bad.

Four tequila shots, nine beers, and one bock-tail later Mr. Youth was Tangled in the web.

by The Children of Tivoli Terrace January 6, 2009

lazy web

Asking others online to do your Googling for you.

Q: "Does anyone know what day Thanksgiving is this year?"
A: "Lazy web says Google it yourself."

by John Peppercorn June 30, 2008

Man Web

Your sweaty ball sack stuck to both legs.

I've been riding this motorcycle in the heat so long , I'll have a permanent man web .

by The Old Salt October 21, 2015

Dim Web

Akin to its sister phrases the Deep Web and Dark Web, the Dim Web refers to the parts of the Internet hosted on social media sites that have completed their process of enshittification.

These sites are usually devoid of original thought or content and only the dimmest users remain. The sites also often require the user to log in to view any content to maximise user tracking and profits.

- Have you seen the Tweet I sent you yesterday?
- Hell naw, I ain't visiting the Dim Web.

by HeavyRaptor July 5, 2023

Charlotte’s Web

The act of shooting a load in your partner’s long hair while they sleep, resulting in their being stuck to the pillow. Bonus points for spelling and coverage.

Mary Jane woke up and asked Peter Parker, “What happened to my hair?” Peter responded, “I Charlotte’s Webbed you!”

by Waisttiewebslinger May 19, 2018

Lesbian Web

The East Coast Sex-Web of Lesbians. Connecting multiple girls to each other through sexual relations and actions.

Most girls in the web can connect them self to any other lesbian by default from their previous or future partners.

"Did you know Emily slept with Casey and then Tiffany?"
"Add them to the Lesbian Web"

"Do you know that girl?
"Not really, but I think she's part of the Lesbian Web"

by Evoking Elly May 2, 2010