fair weather

a fake friend.
who will be a best friends, but be careful, because they will backstab you quicker than lightning.

mary elizabeth harpel is a fucking fair weather.

by victom1 April 2, 2009

Weathertainment

Weathertainment is when there is so much active weather going on that a person has multiple TV's tuned to different weather channels as to catch different weatherman's views and opinions of what is going on across the area.. This is very entertaining as many weathermen get flustered and sometimes get disoriented on what is happening and where it's happening.

It can also be a person flipping between local TV channels during severe storms or tornados to see which station has the best radar image, most popular weather caster or the craziest storm chasers all while discussing where to have dinner once the danger has passed.
"Man, did you watch the storms last night?" "Yup, sure did." "Wasn't that just some great weathertainment?"

Rick, "Man, did you watch the storms last night?"

Me, "Yup, sure did."

Rick, "Wasn't that just some great weathertainment?"

by Hippy43 April 17, 2013

weather atheist

Someone who doesn't believe in weather forecasts.

Eight day forecasts don't mean a thing to a weather atheist.

by IamwhoIam69 January 6, 2014

weather gasm

An orgasm brought on by the excitement of great/perfect weather conditions.

Have you been outside today? The weather is so amazing that I had a weather gasm!

by Tatertog16 October 31, 2015

weather-struck

The feeling you get when the weather is slowly transitioning into autumn and leaves you questioning the location of your mind.

Goodness, this cool breeze has me completely weather-struck. Now where did I put my keys?

by itsprobablyrainy September 16, 2016

Weathered Softball

An overly used sexual product, specifically with regards to anal play.

Linda: oh man!
Barba: what's wrong Linda?
Linda: my favorite is showing signs of a weathered softball!
Barba: oh no! You should order a new one from pandorasbox.club - their products never weather out
Linda: that's a great idea, my ass can't wait :)

by BB Swan November 8, 2017

Weather Porn

Extreme weather that causes erotica. Especially heavy rain, tidal flooding and swelling water ways.

Where is Jackie? Oh she is in the house wletting off by watching the rising tides on tv. She is into is weather porn.

by The Best Head game February 25, 2019