Waiting

The second I stop someone's kid dies. This is going to be the most important thing that ever happens to me and possibly someone else and if it isn't THAT to YOU then you need to shut the fuck up and/or convince whoever you're talking to to pay up because if this doesn't change my life for the better is is going to change someone's life for the worse.

Hym "You don't want me to stop waiting. You don't want someone's kid to get stabbed. You are crossing you fingers and hoping that there is some third rail for you but I'm here to tell you you need to just stop doing what you're trying to do here. If it isn't getting my money it is murdering a child. There is no 3rd rail. Not a single one of you is willing to trade the kid to keep me from getting paid and you know it."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2025

Alfie Waite

A fit dude with a massive cock.

Damn, Alfie Waite has a massive cock.

by dozyballs January 16, 2021

Waiting on the World to Change

a song by American singer-songwriter John Mayer.

Waiting on the World to Change received mixed reviews from music critics. Kelefa Sanneh of The New York Times called the song "a lovely and anger-free ode to a vaguely dissatisfied generation

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Wait`~`And`~`Bleed`~`Duck`~`Sicker`~`Duck`~`Sucker`~`

`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Wait`~`And`~`Bleed`~`Duck`~`Sicker`~`Duck`~`Sucker`~`

`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Wait`~`And`~`Bleed`~`Duck`~`Sicker`~`Duck`~`Sucker`~`

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS... wait what's that?

Just the boring message but SOMETHING IS OFF.

AYWSOUDIJ3C=ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

AYDSOUDIJ3C=ADVERTISE YOUR DISCORD SERVER ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

AYWSOUDIJ3C: hey I'm annoying wait who are you
OH NO ITS HIM HES BACK
AYDSOUDIJ3C:You thought you killed me,but secretly I stabbed you in your right kidney.

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS... wait what's that?
NO NOT AGAIN

or you'll be in the gulag

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 10, 2023

please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by anonymous June 19, 2022

Wait, are we talking about cars?

An extremely annoying catchphrase said at random times. Even when a conversation is about cars, the catchphrase is still not funny. Used rarely in the United States of America

Friend 1: So why do you like One Direction so much?
Sivan (Friend 2): I'm not obsessed, I just like some of their music.
Annoying Friend: Wait, are we talking about cars?
Sivan (Friend 2): Goshdammit, NO!
Annoying Friend: (Laughs and runs away)

by Dr. Morris Drubenstein-Jackson October 2, 2013