ass wipe

an insult for a fucking idiot who’s stupid as hell

erica is a fucking ass wipe

by Yungsavagealex October 17, 2019

ass wipe

A stuck on stupid person,dumb as dirt ,asshole

That fuckin ass wipe is here again.

by friskychick September 10, 2016

Ass Wipe

Ass wipe enough said

'your such an ass wipe...'

by retrosneeze December 12, 2018

ass wipe

a person who being or acting stupid in any type of way

"Stop being a ass wipe!"

by shesryda July 05, 2015

Shweat Wipe

The act of wiping ones inexplicably shitty arse without having actually passed a stool.

"Man, you would not have believed that was just a shweat wipe, I saw sweetcorn!"

by The Last Lizard King March 28, 2016

wipe a mole

The act of wiping a stool that stays lodged in your ass, hiding there like a mole in a hole.

Too many chicken chili cheese fries last night, had to wipe a mole all morning long.

by Luvsyoumor January 17, 2018

Green Wipe

When you wipe your ass and you shit is unsuspectingly green

Dave: "Oi, Mate! I just had a fucking green wipe!"
Mate: "Fucking goody Dave!"

by azza121221212121 August 24, 2015