Double Whopper

A two-in-one date night in which you first go to drive thru and annihilate some cheeseburgers and then proceed to the back lot of your local furniture store and annihilate your girl while in the car.

I heard Alex took Kassidy out on a double whopper last Saturday-- apparently they started off at BK and ended up at Cabinet Discounters. Of course he used mayo as lube!

by 69SwantonHigh November 14, 2016

can on whoopass

A moron's version of can of whoopass. Used by every idiot nerd at my school because they think it'll make them cool.

Nerd - 'Yo yo yo, I just opened up a can on whoopass'.
Me - 'You're a fag.'
*Beats nerd up*

by Nerdbeater May 16, 2004

Whoppers

A candy or mostly used as wrinkles on a penis and testicles

"You sucked all my whoppers out boy" "Don't you have anything else to do than look at boys whoppers"

by bhfdhfh April 3, 2008

whoppy

Fellatio, or a blow job.

That bitch gave me whoppy while we were at the flicks.

by Dickerd September 17, 2003

Golly Whoppers

An exclamation of shock or surprise. Similar to "Golly Gosh" or "Oh my days".

Golly whoppers that's big!
She sat on his face?! Golly whoppers!

by Daff75020 February 10, 2008

Molly Whopped

The act of Pulling ones shirt over there head and beating them in the face. Usually accomplished by punching one in the Nuts (see Nads) or belly.

DAMN FOO.... It was all over when you MOLLY WHOPPED that mo fucka.

by todayistheday August 14, 2008

whoppyjawed

This is either the Ohio or the New Jersey version of whopperjawed. I had only ever heard it my way until I started looking it up to find the derivation. I mention Ohio because that's where I am from, but my mother who taught it to me is from New Jersey, with relatives from various east coast places.

The image on the card was all whoppyjawed.

by Sarah W. Vodrey November 22, 2004