whale shlong

oh shit! this prostatude has a whale shlong.
by hazel:) January 10, 2010
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Whale Scales

Each of the small, thin or thick dirt lines that build up on a fat persons skin, typically Builds up on crevices.
Edgar: “DAMN! That foo Gordo’s always fresh, but whenever he rocks a fresh polo his WHALE SCALES stain the neck line”.
by Post Culture July 29, 2020
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Rex Whale

A teen boy famous for being born on the first of may, typically known for living in queens park with his sister Poppy.
I love when Rex Whale flirts with his middle aged teachers
by Aidangruenpeter April 28, 2021
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Whale Block

Being cock blocked by an overly large person.
I was talking to this girl when suddenly her friend whale blocked me
by Prof.Licon November 25, 2019
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fowpny whale

"A four penny whale".

A huge piece of battered fish purchased from the fish a chip shop. Derives from Lower Gornal in the Black Country.
I'm gooin up the chippy, dunya want anythin

ar, get us some clondykes and a fowpny whale
by Minder November 03, 2007
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Whale Breach

When a male pulls his pants down during a zoom call and jumps up, effectively flashing his dick to the entire class.

The into-view, out-of-view act resembles a majestic whale breach, blink and you'll miss it.
"Dude, I told Steve I'd give him 50 bucks if he did a Whale Breach and he did!"
by Stinky Link January 26, 2021
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Whale Harness

A Fat girl's thong. Named so because it's similar in appearance to the device that marine biologists use to save beached whales.
Dude, Allison bent over in class today and I could totally see that whale harness of her's. I think I'm gonna puke, then call Greenpeace.
by Francostein June 10, 2009
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