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pool whale

An overweight, female tourist (typically american) mostly located at hotel pools or landmarks. They are recognizable by their excessively large and colorful clothes. As soon as the pool whale reaches maturity, they receive extremely tiny backpacks (usually pink). It is important to mention that they cannot swim. Instead, they simply float around. Whilst in tourist mode, they like taking pictures with iPads.
"Dude check it! She doesn't even fit in her iPad selfie!

"Yeaaaah man! Total pool whale!"
by TheBoo's September 26, 2014
mugGet the pool whalemug.

fowpny whale

"A four penny whale".

A huge piece of battered fish purchased from the fish a chip shop. Derives from Lower Gornal in the Black Country.
I'm gooin up the chippy, dunya want anythin

ar, get us some clondykes and a fowpny whale
by Minder November 24, 2007
mugGet the fowpny whalemug.

Corn whale

A corn whale is a southern ohio term for a raccoon that has consumed so much corn that it is to fat to get into a trash can
The damn Corn Whale knocked over my trash cans again.
by The Prebeltuckian January 16, 2020
mugGet the Corn whalemug.

muskeg whale

A large mammal that resides in everglades and swamp like terrain. Although smaller than other cetacean it is highly aggressive and will bite your arm off. Muskeg whale is attracted to the fungal condition known as muskeg dick, in which the fungus will emit a scent. Muskeg whales are rare but when spotted cam be seen emitting a stream of water through its blow hole on average 6" in diameter
Ex. Thar she blows the great white muskeg whale.

I got the skeg Dick so I best stay away from the swamp or else the muskeg whale'say get me
by theedragoon September 24, 2013
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Whale Banger

One who goes after or bangs fat chicks.
"Did you see that girl?"
"Yeah she was at least 400 pounds, he's a whale banger."
by AlfiePalmer1379 August 19, 2013
mugGet the Whale Bangermug.

whale kisser

Ever since Billy joined Green Peace, he has become a tree hugging, whale kisser.
by Michael Geico February 2, 2010
mugGet the whale kissermug.

whale shlong

A freakishly large penis that isnt black.
oh shit! this prostatude has a whale shlong.
by hazel:) January 10, 2010
mugGet the whale shlongmug.

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