Pirate Wasted 

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye but you're still on a mission to find some booty.

"Hey, why's Trini mackin on that rando lookin guy with one eye closed?"
"Hahaha... It's cuz the club's about to close and she's pirate wasted."
Aaarrggh 😜

Pirate Wasted by Yamamasayzwut April 19, 2023

Wawa Wasted

An extremely drunk girl from Philly who is so intoxicated all she craves is late night food from Wawa.

This drunk chick I work with was Wawa wasted double fisting hoagies with hot honey sauce in the hotel lobby.

Wawa Wasted by Daddy Rex December 11, 2024

Lukas Wasted 

Instead of saying to "slime someone out" you say you will "Lukas Waste him" or "Leave him Lukas Wasted"

"Let's go Lukas Waste the opps", "We left the opps Lukas Wasted"

Lukas Wasted by Real Esa February 28, 2025

Williams wasted 

The highest level of being drunk.

I went out drinking last night. I punched a cop, had a three way with a big girl and a goat and I shit myself, inside a McDonald’s. I was Williams wasted.

Williams wasted by Ezedoll October 5, 2025

Top shelf wasted 

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.

"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."

Top shelf wasted by Greatpickle December 4, 2014

Lakewood Level Wasted 

Getting overly drunk and overly high to a point only Lakewood graduates can obtain.

Wow Kris was lakewood level wasted last night

Lakewood Level Wasted by Ricky Bobby2132453 December 5, 2014

Pumpkin Spice Latte Wasted 

Used during the holidays. Used when someone is beyond White Girl Wasted.

(At a Christmas Party) "Hey look at Felicia naked with the tinsel hanging from her nipples"

" She is totally Pumpkin spice latte wasted."

Pumpkin Spice Latte Wasted by Bear666 December 24, 2014