The greatest bunch of hokey ever conceived as a supposedly acceptable/adequate alternative to monetary payment or actual physical labor to recompense someone for goods/services that he's provided. Even if it was agreed beforehand that the person's assistance would be performed at no cost, too many moochers take advantage of this practice by knowingly/grossly underestimating the amount of time/effort/resources that would actually be required to perform the task, and so the prospective provider is deceived into thinking that the requested task is far less arduous/involved than is turns out to be; he would likely never have agreed to provide his services for free if he'd known the true size/scope of the requested task.
Disgruntled teenager: That skinflint connivin' ol' fart Mr. Jones snookered my buddies and me into "just loading a discarded pile of lightweight foam insulation into the dumpster" for him… not only did he neglect to mention that said insulation was GLUED ONTO PANELS OF SHEETROCK which made them about ten times as heavy, but then afterwards he just gave us VERBAL compensation ---"Great job, fellas... appreciate it! Thanks! I'm really grateful for your volunteering to help out an old weak-muscled geezer like me!" --- instead of slipping us each a ten-spot, the way any decent person would do!
by QuacksO December 21, 2016
Get the verbal compensationmug. Someone who you talk to, make jokes to or have discussions with for 6 hours or longer. Normally a co-worker or best friend.
by Bahbah black 🐼 July 7, 2017
Get the Verbal punching bagmug. A verbal shitpost is the spoken form of a shitpost or meme, often one that only ever appears in speech form without an associated image. Examples of this include "sus," "sigma," and "dih." Different from brainrot slang in that uncommon forms also exist, such as "what da dog doin," "OOOOH MAH GAWD," and "WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!"
Jim: Bro, have you been sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler?
Tim: Dude, quit with the verbal shitposts. Or, at least find some better ones.
Tim: Dude, quit with the verbal shitposts. Or, at least find some better ones.
by ThatCrucibleKnight March 16, 2025
Get the verbal shitpostmug. A phrase or sentence so profoundly crazy, out of pocket, positive or negative that it causes major damage once it is said/dropped, either physically or otherwise. Usually uses modern terms/slang/phrases strung together, but it's just a general sentence that's too crazy to the point of causing damage.
"Shawty's level 5 gyat Fanum taxes the rizzler's skibidi into becoming an FNF pookie bear" - a Verbal Jenga Tower, capable of killing a 10th century peasant on command.
"Ain't no way bro, that was a fucking crazy Verbal Jenga Tower, I can't comprehend a single word of it"
"Ain't no way bro, that was a fucking crazy Verbal Jenga Tower, I can't comprehend a single word of it"
by Blazin Homura December 2, 2023
Get the Verbal Jenga Towermug. The 45th President of the United States is a verbal diarrheaist for his gaslighting and manipulation speeches.
by Creativelingo January 18, 2021
Get the Verbal Diarrheaistmug. Verbal Drive-by (n.): A quick, razor-sharp verbal attack that lands with precision and vanishes before the target can respond, leaving them stunned like they just got hit from a speeding car.
"She threw a Verbal Drive-by in the group chat, roasting his outfit and logging off before he could type back."
by Luniz_05JH May 23, 2025
Get the Verbal Drive-bymug. This is something spoken that completely results in the person falling on their face in tremendously brilliant humiliation.
Remi informed his boss that he had an erotic dream about him. This verbal banana peel resulted in a termination and sexy results.
by von groovy July 19, 2024
Get the verbal banana peelmug.