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Best Friend Valentine

It’s not bad to have a best friend as your valentine so it’s Best Friend Valentines! They could be single or taken, who fucking cared? Ask them to be your best friend valentine, it’s honestly the best.
“Hey, wanna be my best friend Valentine?”

Yo, I asked my best friend to be my Best Friend Valentine.
by Stockyy January 30, 2021
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Happy Valentine’s Gay

An expression of contempt intended to undermine a social construct that intends to impose the expectation of gifts and public displays of affection; to demonstrate what should otherwise be consistent, respectful, mutually beneficial treatment of the people an individual has sex with.
Heather and Kyle, accurately described as damaged-goods, tip-toed around their discomfort of expressing affection using pro-social behavior; abhorrently re-coining February 14th as “Happy Valentine’s Gay”, at the risk of being culturally canceled.
by Karen&KyleKoss February 13, 2021
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bullet for my valentine

an over rated, constantly mis-labeled band from the UK. They play metalcore music made for highschool kids with no real taste. they write extremely catchy, unorigional music which is sucked up by tons of kids from emo queers to metal heads.
Kid 1 : Man 4 Words (to choke upon) is the best song!!

kid with taste : Its pretty catchy i guess.

Kid 1 : Man, its FREAKIN Awesome. i love bullet for my valentine

Kid with taste : .... get a fucking clue, go listen to ur new atreyu CD fag,
by blackinator007 August 17, 2007
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bullet for my valentine

lol, the cheesiest band in existence

but still i have to admit that i enjoyed "the poison" but all of their other releases are garbage.

and YES they are metalcore but bullet for my valentine is a very weak metalcore band, if u wanna listen to good HEAVY metalcore listen to...

august burns red, emmure, the devil wears prada, and fear before the march of flames

anyways, people please stop calling them emo or emocore
because emo or emocore are bands like

circle takes the square
envy
textbook traitors
orchid
saetia

yea......
n00b: zomg bullet for my valentine is the most heaviest band evAr!!!!

xcore: lol buddy listen 2 sum emmure and then take that back
by XxKEV1N360xX April 21, 2008
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Valentines-less-ness

A term used to describe not having a valentine on Valentine's Day. Often leads to depression and sleep deprivation. Many people are subject to Valentines-less-ness because they are the "Just friends" kind of person.
Jack: You got a Valentine, too??
Patrick: yep..
Jack: Shit, I'm depressed..
Patrick: Dude, your valentines-less-ness is bumming me out.
by Alex J. Burton February 14, 2010
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vegetarian valentines day

valentines day soloist -ie: no 'meat to eat' (unisex) single, 'struck out', 'burning in hell'!
all these jewelery ads are annoying me, i'm going to have a vegetarian valentines day!!

judy was expecting a vegetarian valentines day!!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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Valentine's Love Religion

Stockholm's (Sweden) finest goth band. Started out 1999 and returned from hiatus 2009 with a really good song called Flower of Flesh.

All of the bands songs are about love or love-related. Funny footnote: the cult hit song, Zapphire, is inspired by a common alias used by asian strippers and the song Connie Loren is named after the transvestite with the same name.

Check out the band on on myspace/valentineslovereligion
Valentine's Love Religion
by Gothmikey December 30, 2009
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