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Sperm Credit Union

A direct competitor to the for-profit Sperm Bank, the Sperm Credit Union is a co-operative sperm banking venture owned collectively by depositors, who are known as members. Through careful management and economy, it can pay a little more or charge a little less as it had no outside stockholders seeking profit at members' expense.

The same pattern held in other sectors where small, local credit unions had taken on large, greedy for-profit banks. Make a deposit in Blood Credit Union and they bleed you a little less aggressively than the corporate hacks at Blood Bank. Withdraw noodles from the local Food Credit Union and be able to repay a few noodles less than would be charged by a greedy, Wall Street Food Bank. And on it goes.

The principle is the same as any other mutual or co-operative society, such as Mutual Orgasm as an insurance provider or the Building Societies as mortgage lenders. By taking matters into their own hands, members collectively obtain a more satisfying outcome.
I was initially sceptical when that trollop Beth tried to seduce me into becoming a member. What, pray tell, is a Sperm Credit Union? This sounded like something out of the idealistic free-love Summer of '69 where the Sexual Revolution, fuelled by the Pill and not yet castrated by full-scale STD panic, led to massive orgies of excess where everyone belongs to everyone else. And these Annual General Meetings? They sounded like something out of a porn flick, Bukkake Gangbang part 666.

Then she sat me down and opened the books, reviewing the prospectus and the annual reports. The business model appeared sound; infertile couples pay to borrow members' DNA — both sperm and eggs — to build their families and secure their future. Members deposit their seed and earn interest. Much like a bank, every one of the hundreds of millions of sperm every day would be individually counted, frozen, accounted for and secured. Every one of them. Everything was strictly regulated and deposits nationally insured up to a limit of a half-million sperm. Compared to the shambolic wreckage of the rest of the US banking system, the Sperm Credit Union was fiscally-prudent and well managed.
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Soviet Union

HIGH ON VODKA PUTIN RIDING A BEAR
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union pig

an entitled, usually fat scumbag of a police officer who abuses his status of being in a police union. u may catch him killing an unarmed citizen, not being indicted for murder, and being tranferred to another precinct and never being held accountable for his actions.
Daniel Pantaleo is a discraceful union pig who should have been indicted on murder, got paid for doing nothing for a few year before he got fired and now has the audacity to sue the nypd to get his job back.
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The Computer Union

A Union Of Roblox Fatass Morbidly Obese Individuals who love their dictator.

They also enjoy mug which is great because its capitalist and borsh for some reason.
Person 1 "Did you hear about that guy from the computer union?"

Person 2 replying "Yeah, I hear he is a freedom hating goofball who can't get any work done."
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Union High School (Tulsa)

The best school for black people in Oklahoma.The most diverse school you will ever see in Oklahoma.
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Me:yes
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Tiddy Lovers Union

Tiddy Lovers Union(TDU)
World best and fastest(arguably) growing religion. Created by Tiddy after getting frustrated with all the same old boring religions.

Tiddy Lovers All Over the World Unite.
Wow, youre a follower of Tiddy Lovers Union? Thas dank. Lemme suck your cock. Please.
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Unconventional union

A really cute deathshipping fan comic where Malick and Bakura Ryou are genderbent. The only problem is that Yami marik and Thief Bakura are both still male.
Me:I think unconventional union is cute and all but what the heck happened to Malick and Ryous bodies when their yami's (dark sides)take over them when their genders don't match up!?!?!
my friend: why did you have to ruin my day?
me:sorry
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