Civil Unioned

The act of completing a civil union and being legally recognized as a same sex relationship.

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by ELOraerae March 31, 2009

Soviet Union

The country where bear shoot you and you sting bee.

Salute to the Soviet Union!

by tgay69 March 27, 2019

Unionville girls

Lives in Unionville and goes to their friends or boyfriends house to get high or drink because they have so much money they can. Wear rediculously expensive clothing or pretend they do by purchasing one expensive piece of clothing and wearing it all the time. Drive a Beamer or crappy Jetta and think they are hott shit cause they do. Then wear slutty clothing to school and hit on their male teachers to get good grades.

You know you go to U-ville when the cheapest car in the parking lot is the teachers.
Or if going to the Concord Mall isn't cool because there isn't an Abercrombie store.

by thank god i dont go there anymore December 30, 2004

LAYS MORE PIPE THAN AN ARABIAN OIL SHEIK / UNION PLUMBER

a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.

Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!

by weave August 25, 2003

Monkey Union

When a girl sits backwards atop a naked man, who subsequently pushes his erect penis into her anus. At this point, said girl bounces up and down. It is a form of anal sex, so is used primarily for the pleasure of the man.

Sarah wanted to try anal sex for the first time, and allowed Jeff to pick the type. He chose the Monkey Union. On the bed, Sarah stood up, turned around squatted, and closed her eyes as his penis entered her anus.

by ILOVEMONKEYUNION March 11, 2009

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick

A heavy stick with the Union Tools logo on it, used for ass hwoopin'. These sticks are commonly found in the back of Volvo Wagons AKA Tanks.

Yo, nucker you best step back fo' I bust out the Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick and beat you down...What What!?!

by Tyler O'Conner What? October 5, 2003

union cunt

The AFSCME reps in Oregon.

The union cunts didnt bother to do anything for us this year but sure fuckin got paid anyway.

by guyworkin April 4, 2009