tablesexual

A perso who develops a sexual relationship or is attracted to tables

I think I am I tablesexual, I keep on humping the tables

by Kill my self March 6, 2017

table booty

Ass of such a size that it is suitable for use as one would use a table. While female is standing, ass in question must provide stable surface to place a can of beer .

"goddamn.....bitch gotta table booty"

by Aloysius Waukau August 25, 2006

bedside table

noun; a person, usually female, who uses their unfortunate partner as nothing more than a sex tool and then proceeds to take their money as payment for the best time of the partners life. The money should be left on the table before the partner leaves the next morning.

not to be confused with a prostitute or hooker

trevor - "did you see that girl on the track? kimber?"

daniel - "yeah she was such a bedside table, worth atleast 50 bucks"

by rhodez2013 September 30, 2009

Pool Table

The moment during a threesome involving 2 males and 1 female where the males' balls collide in the heat of passion.

It's not gay until the balls touch.

"Tom and Jerry were double-teaming Amy in both holes when the place turned into a pool table."

by John Hollick May 3, 2008

moose on the table

Expression for an issue no one wants to adress in a meeting.

"well, thats a moose on the table of a situation there"

by aba March 28, 2005

table nine

The state of being unpartnered and wanting to be partnered. From the movie "The Wedding Singer"

"Table nine sucks major sword, especially around valentine's

by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004

Under the pool table

Sex term when a female sucks on a male's testicles before giving him oral sex.

Sara went under the pool table while I was sitting on the couch

by Yellow-Fire December 9, 2002