Turkey Balls

When a man's nutsack looks like that thing that hangs from a turkey's neck

As Maria watched porn with her boyfriend she couldn't help but notice that one of the actors had turkey balls

by Coneja July 7, 2009

Go Turkey

To go your hardest, going 1,000 percent.

Yo nigga that party tonight is gonna be dope let's get geeked up and Go Turkey!

by C-Side Tha Miracle August 7, 2009

turkey baster baby

A child produced through artificial insemination.

After days of his wife's pleading to have another child so McGruff would have someone to play with, Jason grabbed a 30-pack out of the fridge, picked up the keys to his tractor, and told his wife to go get a turkey baster baby.

by Mike Payne April 3, 2008

Turkey

Its Worse Then Goin Ham.

Goin Turkey Is One Up From Goin ham.
Its A Jokingly Way To Say Goin Ham

Guy1:Damn, He Went Ham on Her Ass
Guy2: Na Slim, He Went Turkey. Hahaha

by ShawtyMclovin August 8, 2011

Turkey

A very spoiled dog born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Generally sleeps in the master bed, eats the best food and treats.

Dog: "Oh mothver, I'm sick of it!! Fathver's a dead beat asshole!"

The wife: " I know, Turkey we'll rid of him here soon!"

by Johndoe5 December 27, 2015

turkey

slang for BIC lighter

Hand me that turkey baby.

by VDanger May 4, 2011

turkey dump

Mostly in Canada, when a girlfriend or boyfriend comes back from uni/collage and they dump you over the thanksgiving weekend. Usually because they've met someone at uni/collage.

"My weekend sucks"
"why? its Thanksgiving aren't you thankful that you still have your girlfriend?"
" No man, she turkey dumped me!"
" lame. hope the mash potatoes and gravy sticks on her"

by Jillfer January 23, 2009