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Fat Turkey

A daring sexual manoeuvre where the female lies on the ground and the male proceeds to sit on her throat slowly choking her, after that he shall fart causing her to gasp for air like a fat turkey.
"man last night I gave her the fat turkey."
by Stinkybeef21 July 8, 2017
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Turka

A dance in which the dancer drops it while rotating one leg behind them (stanky leg), then sticks the opposite hand in the air, moves their waist up and down (as if they were riding a dolphin) and makes the sound of a dolphin
Teach me how to Turka, teach me teach me how to Turka.
by Dolphins<3 November 23, 2010
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Catching the crazy turkey

An act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed. It's too wild for many. Gobble, gobble!
Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
by 2bantah December 13, 2014
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turkeyslapping

To slap someone across the face with one's penis.
"That chick deserves a good turkeyslapping."
by Travman November 11, 2002
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turkish elephant

When a man pulls his penis out of his zipper, and then pulls his pockets out of his pants and flaps them.
John asked Mary if she wanted to feed his turkish elephant a peanut. Boy was Mary surprised to see his turkish elephant.
by amanda t. August 8, 2006
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have you seen my turkey?

v. To pull out your cock in public and wave it at people asking "have you seen my turkey?", gobble, gobble, gobble.
Try pulling out your dick and public and wave it around and say "gobble, gobble, gobble"
by Reggie Regg November 24, 2003
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turkey bomb

A redneck version of a Jager bomb or car bomb. Involves dropping a shot of Wild Turkey bourbon into Shiner Bock beer.
Judd: "After y'ins had all those turkey bombs last night, Cletus was so hogged up that he passed out in the holler with his face in a cow patty."
Ricky: "Well I'll be darned if that ain't the craziest thing I've heard in a dog's age! Slap your grandma!"
by Nicholas D March 17, 2009
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