by Papa_Ghede January 28, 2017
Get the Punch Your Bitch Ticket mug.A courageous act where a bro walks up to a girl in a bar/club/party and says, "Hey baby, you want a ticket to the gunshow?" Then, before the girl can answer, he pulls down his pants, turns around, and bends over, thus revealing to the world his own penis stuffed inside his butthole.
Bro 1: "Hey bro, see that girl over there? I'm gonna go give her a ticket to the gun show"
Bro 2: "Dude you don't have the balls to do that."
Bro 1: "Watch me." *walks up to the girl* "Hey bitch, you want a ticket to the gun show?" *Pulls down pants revealing his dick-filled butthole* "BOOM! LOCKED AND LOADED!"
Bro 2: "Dude you don't have the balls to do that."
Bro 1: "Watch me." *walks up to the girl* "Hey bitch, you want a ticket to the gun show?" *Pulls down pants revealing his dick-filled butthole* "BOOM! LOCKED AND LOADED!"
by DieAtTheSameTime September 5, 2011
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A really cool guy that wears glasses. He's got brown eyes that are so amazing you could just swim in them for eternity. Those eyes bore into your soul, but they have this soft look to them. They just make you melt. The brown hair on his head is like a huge, epic mop. It's really cool looking, trust me. If you're dating a Tucker, then you know that he's the best boyfriend ever to walk the earth. You also know (or will know) that he is an amazing kisser, and he knows just what to say that will make any girl swoon. His voice cracks sometimes, but it's really adorable. He loves poking people, he's really tall, and his skin stays tan through the year because he mows lawns alot. He's probably the most random guy you will ever meet. He LOVES Harry Potter, especially Ravenclaw. If you know this guy, don't ever let go of him, because he's probably be the best guy you will ever meet.
Luna: So, I hear you're dating Tucker now. Man, aren't you lucky.
Hermione: Yeah! He's the best kisser ever! Gosh, why did I ever even think about getting together with Ron? Tucker is just so brilliant..
Hermione: Yeah! He's the best kisser ever! Gosh, why did I ever even think about getting together with Ron? Tucker is just so brilliant..
by Just Another Mask April 24, 2012
Get the Tucker mug.If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up cause that cunt's a cunt.
dude1: do you have a plan?
dude2: na man, lets play it by ear.
dude1: dude... tuckers law man, lets play it safe.
dude2: ..righto.
dude2: na man, lets play it by ear.
dude1: dude... tuckers law man, lets play it safe.
dude2: ..righto.
by thenumbertwo December 21, 2010
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Get the Ticket Master mug.Condom found still inside of or hanging out of a woman's vagina upon waking up in the morning. Usually caused by continuing the sexual act after ejaculation.
Had the best drunken sex with the hot chick from the bar last night, but I woke up to her all pissed off at me. Apparently I had left her a parking ticket.
by DOC 211 August 23, 2010
Get the Parking Ticket mug.A word used in place of cocaine, especialy when in the presence of those who do not find drug use acceptable.
by Wordguy February 20, 2005
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