Kinning The Trucks

The phrase "Kinning The Trucks" is another phrasing for sex, often used in areas where the actual word may not be appropriate.

It comes from the song "Two Trucks" by Lemon Demon which is about two trucks having sex.

Guy 1: I met this person last night and we went back to my place. Ended up kinning the trucks.
Guy 2: Nice!

by tvvinktown December 7, 2020

rusty truck

A dildo covered in shit that was in someone's ass

can i lick that fresh rusty truck

by McNamarrra September 29, 2021

Monster Trucking

The act of sitting on another mans balls and pushing whilst farting on another mans balls

Oh David let’s try that thing you wanted
Oh you mean * monster trucking*

Yeah let’s try that out

by Funtimefoxxxy January 12, 2021

truck farm

An agricultural establishment where pickups and big-rigs are grown.

They grow VEGETABLES on a VEGETABLE farm, FRUIT on a FRUIT farm, TREES on a TREE farm, and MILK AND COWS on a DAIRY farm, so what do they grow on a TRUCK FARM? Why, TRUCKS, naturally! (Well, duhhh...) And I'll bet they even have separate pickup-truck seed-packets for Chevys, Dodges, Fords, GMCs, etc., and then individual semi-trailer seeds for Kenworths, Macks, Whites, Freightliners, Peterbilts, etc. Probably the trucks all start out green as they're maturing, and then they eventually"ripen" into different paint-colors when they're ready to harvest. :P

by QuacksO January 20, 2018

Chooch truck

Any oversized over accessorized pickup truck... could be festooned with a variety of rednecky bumper stickers

Hey, check out the redneck with his chooch truck.

by nottachooch June 27, 2017

matonka truck

A daddy who likes Johnny Test, but not Jonny Berlet. He enjoys tickling ass and eating goldfish (and ass) Hes the cutest, sweetest, most amazing person in the entire world and its literally impossible not to love him. Used to hit the juul but hes too cool now. He's also a really fucking hot skater boy whos so fucking talented and the world does not deserve him/ lol but he has a girlfriend so fuck off and go fuck julian instead xoxox

OMG!!! Matonka Truck is so fuckin adorable and I love him.

by matthiasissohot696969420gang January 1, 2019

produce truck

a slang term for the short yellow bus

Person: Hey look at all the vegetables hopping on the produce truck.
Person 2: That's a bus Gerald, and those are children.

by gigasaur February 23, 2018