Travel Chump

When you're travelling on a bus and your penis becomes erect.

"Oi bro that kid's got a travel chump."

by madman89990 March 30, 2015

revenge travel

Travel undertaken as a strong response to a previous period of restrictions or inability to travel, such as during the COVID-19 pandemic. This term reflects the desire to make up for lost time and experiences by engaging in extensive or indulgent travel.

After the lockdowns ended, many people embraced revenge travel, booking trips to make up for the time they spent at home during the pandemic.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

travel butt

A minor yet uncomfortable bodily affliction whereas when one becomes constipated for the first few days on a trip due to their gut feeling shy about being in unfamiliar surroundings.

I haven't pooped since the plane landed three days ago. No, it's nothing serious, just a classic case of travel butt.

by Blossomandroot May 4, 2024

Travel major

Two stupid ass boys that are annoying asf and are dumb whores

Travel majors are Birtrum & Justin

by Chopped cheese December 2, 2023

Time travel

When you jinx with another person, and the word is something the other person was re-enacting from his or her path

(Girl) After she told me what she did, all I could say was

(Boy and girl at the same time) wow!
(Boy) Dude did we just time travel?

by SoulGlooo January 8, 2021

Space travel

I just remembered I was supposed to do a thing on why this is dumb but then I saw a clip of Eric Weinstein saying a thing that I'm pretty sure I've already said about space travel (Which was that to travel through space in a way that's meaningful we'd need to entirely reconceptualize how we view movement through space time) and I kind of beat myself to the punch by proxy. Which is... irritating... Preempted by my own brilliant mind. I could be getting the chronology of events wrong BUT if I was getting credit for my own ideas that wouldn't be an issue now would it? Because my receipts are a matter of public record and YOU KNOW which ideas you got from me and vice-versa.

Hym "Does anyone else remember the space travel thing? Other than Eric? Because that's why space travel is dumb. Now at least. And it made me think that maybe quantum entanglement had something to do with the solution but apparently that doesn't work. So, yeah. Fruitless. Pointless. And Mars sucks. Why would I want to go there and be one of Elon's Mars emerald mine slaves?"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2023

travellers remorse

After travelling abroad for a long period of time, having the time of your life, meeting amazing people and tasting amazing foods...returning to your urban life working 9-5 (or 7-6:40pm), seeing a computer screen all day long, and wondering when the next long weekend will be.

i.e. Wishing you were still in Australia backpacking for example

Man...waking up at 5:30am every morning to catch transit and Code program at work has really made me catch travellers remorse

I have travellers remorse...when can we go to Poland?!

by Catchflights July 26, 2017