thomp

Thomp is a slang term for any STD. Symptoms of "the thomp" generally include redenss, itching, soars, and/or greeninsh or yellowish discharge. Possible side effects are: Very strong smell, very contagious.

Example #1:
Sally: So I heard you got the thomp, aye?
Brittany: Yeah, its really itchy down there..

Example #2:

Timmy: I fucked this chick last night, and I think she had the thomp.
Thomas: Ewhh. I had that once, my dick was green for a week!

Example #3:
Ashley: If I fuck you, I better not get any thomp!
Tony: I'm not making any promises.

by Mervin Halkings December 12, 2009

toopah

a sexual noise made when the male enters the womans vagina.

"OH ANTHONY, HARDER."
"okay."
(he goes in harder)
"OOOOOH TOOOPAAAAHHHHHH TOOPAH"

by toopah June 11, 2009

Tomophone

(noun) A human, attempting to play jazz (music) and humour people on the internet, but failing to do so, which results in more hillarious outcomes.

Man, you absolutely tomophoned that skit, you dickhead.

by Kanye Insurmountabliousness March 31, 2011

Thoomp

When u anally abuse yourself as you lay peacefully asleep and give yourself cuts inside your anus and shit blood.

He was so out of it last night he thoomped himself

by Grozmotx July 20, 2019

Tompkins SK

A piece of shit small town full of alcoholics and children driving their grandparents vehicles. Only thing to do there is go shooting, drink at the bar or burn a house down. And if you want smokes or any Co-op shit you can get there you better go before 8pm

That 15 year old indian in the truck must be from Tompkins SK.

by Justsittinghere November 4, 2020

Tyler Thompson

a little bitch who talks mad shit on you but calls the cops when you try and fight him. he asks underage girls for nudes and when he gets denied he threatens to cut himself. he tries to flex his moms car all the time because he sits in the front seat and does nothing else. he’s one to forget

kid: hey did you hear what tyler thompson did?
other kid: yea i heard he asked another girl for nudes and this kid names chris beat his ass XD
kid: damnnn wtff lmao

by Omega dildo master 669 May 17, 2019

toompy

a dingus that is link obsessed

Your a such a toompy

by Shleeb June 26, 2024