screwed the pooch

Screwing the pooch is a nonsensical action that is being done while a major fuck up is occuring or has occured.

Management have screwed the pooch while the competition gained the upperhand.

by ANTZILLA July 13, 2014

chopped and screwed

when yu ask a femlale if she wants to go back to your place and she then ditches you bkus she has to go chill with her friends so shes ditching you for her friends;; so you've officially been cHopPed &+ $CREWEd <---

dude: ayyy ma wanna qo back to my crib and chill ?

femalee: id love to buh i qotta chill with my qirls !

* YOUVE OFFiCiALLY BEEN ChOPPEd ANd SCREWEd *

by katieeee b ! November 05, 2008

screw driver

A Dj that chops and screws already chopped and screwed music making it even more creative

Screw Drivers take Dj Screws innovative style, and push it even further than before.

by SamuraiChamploo486 September 13, 2005

screw on penis

Disparaging term for a female-male transsexual. The penis can be screwed off at will, and this happens when screwing.

How's that screw on penis?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

screw the pooch

Meaning to err greatly. Literally meaning to accidently achieve an orgasm when fooling around to get your sausage up in a girls guts. Hence, a catostrophic fuck up.

ex 1: We really can't screw the pooch in the 4th quarter, boys.

ex2: guy1-" I was so nervous with sheniqua last night that i screwed the pooch."
guy2- " ouch dude, ouch.
guy1-" ehhhh, it was good for me."

by Ollie Vector November 20, 2006

screw driver

Someone is a nutcase behind the wheel, usually drives a white van, or powerful rear wheel drive car.

"Bill your a fucking screw driver!"
"we wanted a driver, not a SCREW DRIVER"

by Bill May 10, 2006

Screw Flanders

1. A poster a New wOw Order that thinks he is cool but in reality is a one-note tool.
2. What really killed Jesus.
3. A fucktard.

Screw Flanders makes baby Jesus cry.

by Brandon Downard November 26, 2003