wad

wad stands for we're all doomed, the comedy stage show by youtuber dan howell

"hey i'm going to wad this weekend and i'm meeting dan"
"wow, steal me a cube when all star plays please"

by zaralovesdnp February 26, 2024

toe wad

(adj.) small, insignificant, uncool, unimportant...

"Outta my way, ya little toe wad!"
-Sissy

by r the p December 5, 2013

Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.

"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"

by PhatSphoincter September 29, 2025

Ass-wad

Someone who is an idiot and talking to them caused colen cancer

UwU girl: s-so w-w-wanna date m-me?
Reasonable human being: no you ass-wad

by 🔥👹🥵👹🥰🤣😬😬😭🍁🥵 June 21, 2023

Wad

Abbreviated version of dick wad

i.e. Nathan Arfanis

“You’re such a wad Nathan”

by Legs fo days February 26, 2020

WAD

Wet Ass Despair

Nagito: "I am full of hajime's wad"

by NotTechnoblade June 19, 2021

wad givs

its a kinda wats up......

john:hey man

tom:hey wad givs?

john:nutin much man!!

by nice_boy April 13, 2009