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watchin shrek

A term used between guys, code for wacking off
Guy 1 :"Hey man watd u do all weekend?"
Guy 2 :"My mom was in New York all weekend so i spent the time watchin shrek"
Guy 1: "Nice Bro"
Dumb Bitch: "Who the fuck still watches shrek"
mugGet the watchin shrekmug.

Oh Shrek

A "swear" word for middle schoolers in place of "the 'f' word." Also can be used when engaged in intercourse with the legend himself.
Kid 1: Oh Shrek! Somebody stole all of my Robux!!!
by isaactherutabaga October 1, 2017
mugGet the Oh Shrekmug.

Shrek Stomp

A Overwatch slang term. To define a team getting destroyed by the enemy team and has no chance of winning
Dude in the Overwatch league the Boston Uprising got Shrek Stomped!
by Austria19 February 4, 2021
mugGet the Shrek Stompmug.

Donald Shrek

A combination of Shrek and Trump that makes girls Squirm. Donald Shrek was made when Obama removed his haemorrhoid. Donald Shrek's final form is Shrumpett.
Me: Are you still seeing Donald Shrek?
Her: Stop it, I am oger him already.
by LividPlanets November 24, 2018
mugGet the Donald Shrekmug.

Shrek’s Pubes

Another word for weed or marijuana 🍃🍃
Hey, do you wanna smoke some of Shrek’s pubes?
by mikwoo42069 April 25, 2020
mugGet the Shrek’s Pubesmug.

Pope Shrek

FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!
by SHREK = <3 May 26, 2022
mugGet the Pope Shrekmug.

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