rusty keyboard

to "rusty keyboard".. first you have to lure the person into a false sense of security.. then, gently glide your fingers into their anal cavity, flail your fingers wildly like you are playing mozarts symphony

we had band practice last night.. i played mandy a nice symphony on her "rusty Keyboard"

by the next mozart February 4, 2014

rusty sock

When a womans on her period and shes getting fucked vaginally, then she gets fucked in the ass therefore creating a rusty sock.

Randy came over for Christmas dinner and was bragging about how he gave a Lot Lizard a rusty sock

by Baby sock December 19, 2013

Rusty lunchbox

When a woman is on her period and you go down on her butt hole and she poops in your mouth so you spit in into her vagina.

she was on her period so i went down on the dirt road and she farted and pooped in my mouth so i got mad and spit it into her vagina. thus the Rusty Lunchbox.

by didyurgirlfriend October 19, 2011

Rusty Bush

When a women's period ended two days ago but she hasn't showered yet.

Beatrice had a rusty bush, but that didn't stop me from eating at the Y.

by Nottryingtolosemyjobtoday December 20, 2019

a rusty towball

A rusty towball is when you are smashing a chick in the ass and then when you pull your cock out of there you have a big lump of shit on your helmet.

my mate Ryan was fucking this chick the other night and half way through fucking her up the ass he pulled his cock out and to his horror he found his helmet covered in shit. she gave him a rusty towball.

by bjeloga the wogga February 3, 2013

Rusty Venture

From the Adult Swim comedy "The Venture Brothers", it's when a guy jerks off so much his dick gets all red and sore.

Hooker: "I'm gonna give you a rusty venture"
Brock Sampson: "Don't believe the hype honey, a rusty venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore."

by handsoff_banzhaf November 26, 2010

Rusty Pirate

The act of whacking someone in the eye with your penis after anally fornicating then kick them in the shin so they hobble around and squint like a pirate.

Dick gave Jane a Rusty Pirate after she told him how much she enjoyed Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.

by 'lil Dan May 17, 2006