pole smoker

what my ex boyfriend is

My ex-boyfriend Mark is a pole smoker.

by Stacy February 22, 2004

meat pole

Male cock usually 8-12 inches in length and 2 inches wide. (predominantly black)

Dude Jade rode that meat pole like fuckin sea biscuit

by get the fuck outta my grill February 21, 2005

Pole-position

The car that starts first in a nascar (or other) race.

"And car nr 21 has pole and nr 5 is starting second"

by Nikita May 12, 2004

Pole Jam

Juice of the testicle fruit

18:21 <Hecateh> Donn guzzles pole jam like there's no tommorrow

by Perplex January 22, 2003

corn pole

Anything used to penetrate a corn hole. More commonly referred to as dick, johnson, magic stick, pussy pounder, penetrator, jimmy, wang, schlong, etc.

She was rubbing on my corn pole so I busted on her face.

by JJCC May 5, 2006

cardinal pole

Cardinal Pole is the shittest school in Hackney, the year 7 girls are moist, and the teachers are fucking disabled and rude

E9: Does your son go to Cardinal Pole

D1: Yeah, it’s pretty shit

E9: Unlucky mate

by HackneyBaitOuts May 19, 2019

Pole Slaw

Male pubic hair. Hair, having a stringy and slaw-like quality, surrounds the pole, a euphemism for the penis.

I slept with this nasty ho and now I have crabs nesting in my pole slaw.

by pole.slaw June 12, 2007