lay pipe

To have sex or bone.

I really have to lay some pipe!

by caesar December 9, 2003

rock pipe

A rock pipe is a glass pipe used to smoke the pure smokable form of cocaine also known as crack

Man that was a huge rock that we smoked out of that rock pipe

by the don of all dons July 24, 2006

pro pipe

the opposite of 'noob tube', a term used in Call of Duty 4 where one shoots a grenade with the grenade launcher attachment at an enemy who is out in the open and could have easily been killed with a few bullets.

pro pipe is when the grenade launcher attachment is used tactically, ie. in the situation where when an enemy is wounded but escapes to cover behind a wall or around a corner and other enemies are advancing, so the grenade launcher is used in an intelligent way where no other option was available.

player: "yeah, so xXDARK_SN1PERXx took a faceful of bullets from my M16 and managed to escape around a corner, and when I saw his teammates coming up from behind him, I used my grenade launcher to kill him with the splash damage from the explosion."

player's buddy: "nice use of the pro pipe! but, you're a fucking noob for using the M16."

by arakniddude September 22, 2009

Poop pipe

Another word for someone's butt hole, anus, or chocolate starfish.

1. Ross smokes the poop pipe
2. Ross your not actually supposed to smoke the poop pipe

by cpowers July 30, 2007

twice on the pipe

A rejection of a romantic advance; derived from the song "Knock Three Times" by Tony Orlando and Dawn.

"Johnny asked Amanda out last night"
"How'd it go?"
"Twice on the pipe"

by NA + mum October 16, 2007

BK Pipe

HUGE straw sold at Burger King

YO let me get a BK Pipe with that ICEE

by Pedro69211 June 23, 2009

curry-piping

The action of squating bare-bottomed over an open-mouthed individual and excreting directly down said individuals throat in an act of degradtion as oppose to one of pleasure-seeking, though this is optional.

When Jill woke with a horrible taste in her mouth to see Jack's gaping anus dripping with fresh faeces she realised she'd been given a curry-piping she would not soon forget.

by Donnchadh Tiernan March 21, 2008