Charts Monkey

1.Someone who is unable to make their own decisions, so has to listen to the charts for their music.
2.Someone who is so boring they only listen to chart music.

That girl over their has the personality of sandpaper, I bet she's a Charts Monkey.

by Rocky Dildoa December 5, 2018

Gargle Monkey

When a person gargles jizz (like mouthwash).

This morning I ran out of mouthwash, so I had to gargle monkey.

by gfknfkjkjas April 13, 2010

chutter monkey

a little bitch that smells like cat shit

this little chutter monkey needs to get the hell back

by mike headmon January 3, 2009

Tweet Monkey

1. Someone who tweets more than a tweet whore. A tweet monkey tweets every few seconds, and they usually type very fast with bad spelling and grammar.
2. A monkey that tweets.

Leonard- Bill, you tweet so much, you're not even a tweet whore.
Bill- So what am I, if you're so smart?
Leonard- A tweet monkey

Leonard- I just bought a tweet monkey from the zoo.
Bill- Orly?

by fatherhoey September 23, 2009

mayhem monkey

an extreme fan of mma fighter mayhem miller, usually addressed by an official monkey number, which i don't have yet!

omg its Mayhem Miller

Are you a Mayhem Monkey too

hells yeah !!

by scottishchihuahua888 January 14, 2011

Cage Monkey

A system administrator who works in a datacenter.

The server is down but the cage monkeys are banging on stuff, so it should be back up soon.

by AjiraKimberly April 1, 2009

psycho monkey

Someone who has become uncivilized in their manners, paired with being crazy.

Cecilia, you are a psycho monkey.

by kalpalpadt July 18, 2018