Agents of shield

Agents of shield is the BEST SERIES IN THE MULTIVERSE and it stars all of the best hero’s. If you don’t watch it you have never lived.

“ Wait you like agents of shield “
“ yasssssssss “
“ ok yeah we BESTIESSSS “

Xxx

by My_Marvel_12 June 29, 2021

Wishful Agentism

The self-attained thought that occurs upon watching an action film and believing that you could emulate them lead character.
The films in question are ones in which one protagonist is going solo against the rest of the world (eg. The Bourne Trilogy, Shooter, Taken) whether that be the government, the law or the given enemy.
Effects can be long lasting.

Your friend: Man, you should not be getting in this deep.
You: Don't worry, I know how to run from the police.
Your friend: No you don't, you've just got wishful agentism.

by groovybill October 21, 2010

Agent's Assistant

A person who can't seem to know their life purpose no matter how many times they try to look at it.

My agent's assistant is dumb. She want's so much money, her ass can't even make a dime without me!

by WhoKares June 13, 2020

Agent Cat

Agent cat is the coolest PERSON alive

Have you talked to agent cat?
No.
You should hes a really AWESOME person.
Will do.

by kvoji February 13, 2022

Agent 47

A fictional baldheaded hitman from the video game series “Hitman”. He is known by 3 names “Agent 47”, “The Apex Predator”, and “Tobias Rieper”, and I also believe he is a gayfuck

Frank: Yoo dawg, I just hired this bald-ass hitman for my shit

Tyrone: Why the fuck would you hire a fucking bald hitman

Frank: Cause that bald freak is Agent 47 yoooo

Tyrone: I dont give a fuck *n-word*

by GreekxJewsxChechensxSiamese November 6, 2025

Pulling an Agent

The act of accidentally deleting or overwriting any 100% complete game save from any video game requiring one. This has originated when some poor soul just recently completed the video game Grand Theft Auto IV to 100% and immediately overwritten it with a beginning save game.

Example of "Pulling an Agent":

A: "Hey dude, I just beat GTA IV!"

B: "Sweet! Hey, I just figured out if you save your game on the first mission it'll say an error when you re-load it!"

A: "Really? let me try!"

A: "FUUUUUUUUU! I just saved over my complete save game!"

B: "Dude, you just pulled an Agent."

A: "FML."

by rickatronakaminomidom March 25, 2011

Special Agent Cucky

An up close and personal view of a late night cucking, involving the cuck on their back watching and tongue assisting their partner/wife whilst getting slapped in the forehead with a pair of sweaty balls, around the same time the bull explodes inside the recipient.

During a dinner party, Shawn was subtly labeled Special Agent Cucky as an inside joke between the trio, insinuating he liked to investigate closely while his partner got pumped full of cum.

by Tiggie Bitties May 5, 2023