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Rusty Telescope

Similar to a rusty trombone but you put your eye up to the gentleman's anus instead of your lips. Use the penis like an ocular piece by twisting to adjust focus.

Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.
Bill and John were just horsing around when Bill gave John a rusty telescope. John laughed when Bill went to adjust his "focus"
by Ziglerfish March 19, 2012
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Rusty lunchbox

When a woman is on her period and you go down on her butt hole and she poops in your mouth so you spit in into her vagina.
she was on her period so i went down on the dirt road and she farted and pooped in my mouth so i got mad and spit it into her vagina. thus the Rusty Lunchbox.
by didyurgirlfriend October 19, 2011
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Rusty Hydraulic

When someone shits in between a girls tits, and rubbs it around. The tity-fucks her.
Boy: "Its bee a while since i have gave someone a rusty hydraulic"
Girl: "Whats that?"
Boy: "Here lemmie show you, just take your shirt off...."
by a-gap right now October 21, 2011
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Rusty dildo

Is a dirty dildo with shit on it or a dildo that is only used only for anal purposes.
"Hey can I borrow one of your dildos?"

"Sure. But don't grab that one. It's my rusty dildo."
by Robyn Souls December 14, 2020
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Rusty Badger

When you're taking a shit and a menstruating woman mounts and rides your face.
Greg wanted a blumpkin but his chick decided she would give him a rusty Badger.
by Haert November 20, 2021
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Rusty Venture

From the Adult Swim comedy "The Venture Brothers", it's when a guy jerks off so much his dick gets all red and sore.
Hooker: "I'm gonna give you a rusty venture"
Brock Sampson: "Don't believe the hype honey, a rusty venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore."
by handsoff_banzhaf November 26, 2010
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Rusty Pirate

The act of whacking someone in the eye with your penis after anally fornicating then kick them in the shin so they hobble around and squint like a pirate.
Dick gave Jane a Rusty Pirate after she told him how much she enjoyed Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.
by 'lil Dan May 17, 2006
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