Similar to a rusty trombone but you put your eye up to the gentleman's anus instead of your lips. Use the penis like an ocular piece by twisting to adjust focus.
Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.
Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.
Bill and John were just horsing around when Bill gave John a rusty telescope. John laughed when Bill went to adjust his "focus"
by Ziglerfish March 19, 2012
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she was on her period so i went down on the dirt road and she farted and pooped in my mouth so i got mad and spit it into her vagina. thus the Rusty Lunchbox.
by didyurgirlfriend October 19, 2011
Get the Rusty lunchbox mug.Boy: "Its bee a while since i have gave someone a rusty hydraulic"
Girl: "Whats that?"
Boy: "Here lemmie show you, just take your shirt off...."
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by a-gap right now October 21, 2011
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Get the Rusty Badger mug.From the Adult Swim comedy "The Venture Brothers", it's when a guy jerks off so much his dick gets all red and sore.
Hooker: "I'm gonna give you a rusty venture"
Brock Sampson: "Don't believe the hype honey, a rusty venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore."
Brock Sampson: "Don't believe the hype honey, a rusty venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore."
by handsoff_banzhaf November 26, 2010
Get the Rusty Venture mug.The act of whacking someone in the eye with your penis after anally fornicating then kick them in the shin so they hobble around and squint like a pirate.
Dick gave Jane a Rusty Pirate after she told him how much she enjoyed Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.
by 'lil Dan May 17, 2006
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