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Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle

Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
by Drmakneeo November 16, 2014
mugGet the Si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería Una bicicletamug.

Three-Oh-Three Sa-la-mi

1. A rare sexual tool wielded by a master of intimate pleasure and desire
2. An abnormally large wank containing rocket propelled semen
3. Zach's penis
Baby, I got the best three-oh-three sa-la-mi that you'll find in the big nutty!
by Nutty Pirate Peaches December 14, 2008
mugGet the Three-Oh-Three Sa-la-mimug.
The place where the only thing in your 3 year contract that will last you more than 1 month is your car payment.

A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.

When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
Jack: Did you hear that Bob bought a vehicle from Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI today?

Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
by luv_gdes November 30, 2011
mugGet the Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MImug.

Mis-scarriage

A woman so scared she has a Mis-scarriage.

. noun
related verb
to miscarry
A pregnant woman had a Mis-scarriage while watching the horror movie
by Ess4 September 10, 2025
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Ethan mies

A true shrigma male. Will go to Taco Bell and actually order (crazy). They will then give him 311 sauce packets.
“I can’t believe that ethan mies actually went to Taco Bell.”
by Chase-2200 July 3, 2021
mugGet the Ethan miesmug.

mi pana

Significa algo parecido a bro, compadre, compañero, hermano etc...
by Toofyy11_ April 3, 2018
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mi ayam

(n) an Indonesian food consisting of noodles, chicken broth mixed with many spices, chicken cutlet, and mustard greens or (sometimes) dumplings as a toppings.

Literally means "chicken noodles" in English. It's as popular as "ramen" in Japan.

People say, you can offer "mi ayam" in illegal transaction as an alternative currency.
Ndobleh: (Look sad after got rejected by a girl he likes)
Parmin: Yo, bro. I dunno what happen to you. But, let's have some "mi ayam" . I think it's hotter than many girls anywhere.
by Zonder Si Pecinta Mi November 22, 2021
mugGet the mi ayammug.

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