cunt jockey

opposite of a cock jockey
FUCKING LESBIANS!!!!!!

alan: i like the look of that girl
spencer: u mmprick shes a cunt jockey!!!!!
alan: really?
spencer: yeah and she's fucking fat!!!

by RubySpank December 14, 2006

Sack Jockey

One who stays in bed all the time, sleeping excessively.

Lee has been in bed for 27 hours straight. What a sack jockey.

by WindowLicker9000 May 3, 2010

poo jockey

One who likes to have anal sex with another man.

Peter is such a poo jockey.

by Lewis February 26, 2004

Pizza Jockey

One whose occupation is making pizza for consumption by the unwashed masses of the world.

When I dreamed of what I wanted to be when I grew up, Pizza Jockey was almost always on the bottom of the list.

by isyaple January 22, 2010

oven jockey

n.
-slang term for a house wife

"No disrespect to you wife, but I can't see how you got that oven jockey to uncross her honey sticks for you."

by D. Long March 24, 2007

fuck-jockey

Someone that does all the work, and riding, to get there partner off, but doesn't get any satisfaction for themselves.

Can also be used as a derogatory term.

He used me as his fuck-jockey last night.

You are such a fuck-jockey.

by dfhsdh January 2, 2008

Counter jockey

n. a retail store employee, usually a teenager, who works a register.

That emo girl's dressed like a Hot Topic counter jockey.

by wayfarer April 29, 2005