kaitlyn the giraffe

Someone who plays apex 24/7

Kaitlyn the giraffe hates siege and loves apex legends

by Koorush November 22, 2021

Giraffe

This word is used for tall ass people. Can be used as an insult or sum shit idk.

Kaleb: "Bro, you ugly as shit."
Kareem: "Shut up, giraffe ahh nigga."

by 4kxar April 8, 2024

giraffe illness

When you think you are dieing, every time you see a new on your body or feel sick.

Joey is Deffinitly having a giraffe illness. He fell drunk last night into a thorn bush; woke up thinking he's dieing from the scratches all over his body.

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 17, 2024

giraffe munching

Similar to a Rottweiler rug-muncher, the raffe’ muncher gets it’s pleasure from going down on the Penile shaft with a part-time position in engorging oneself in “chocolate-chip cookie dough.” ~this is a male on male exclusive~

“Thanks uncle falcone, but remember, you don’t want anyone calling you a giraffe muncher!”

“Oh my gosh, are you seriously giraffe munching me P Diddy?!”

by Papa al Gaib May 4, 2024

Turned out to be a giraffe

When a person pretends to be someone much more valuable than who he really is

- Let's call John to the party tomorrow! His family's rich, he's nice, and he makes a ton of money. so he might bring an expensive present.
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all

by mithyard June 24, 2021

this is a giraffe

another le funny tumblr meme where someone intentionally acts stupid

officialunitedstates: "FACT OF THE DAY: zebras’ stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange"
(officialunitedstates presents a picture of a tiger.)\
throwing-lego: "this is a giraffe"

by Aqxer June 24, 2021

Giraffe

A spotted mammal with a long-ass neck for when it takes a drink of water assumes the position of spreading its legs far wide like a drunk person trying to pick up a quarter.

The tallest giraffe in the world is taller than any other giraffe.

by Sluggish Adderall February 9, 2026