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roman candle

the act of inserting a lit candle, firework, or tar dipped flaming torch into the anus, at speed so that the flame goes out upon insertion.
“dude, i gave michelle a roman candle last night. but i wasn’t fast enough, and the firework went off. She shot 4 feet in the air! she had no time to use the safe word. we’ll stick to regular bdsm i think.
by jef weulard October 16, 2021
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The Roman Candle

A sex move in which a person with a functioning penis inserts PopRocks candy into their urethra while erect, inserts their penis into their partners ass, and begins to urinate during the act of penetration.
“So I was at the club last night with Brad and he told me he wants to give me The Roman Candle!”
by Bigbeefking69420 January 17, 2022
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The Wankee Candle

Created by none other than Drakey Fucking Hall. The Wankee Candle is a candle that once lit acts as an aphrodisiac. Around women you make sweet love. Alone you wank yourself into oblivion.
I didn't get lucky so when I got home I lit The Wankee Candle. My chest looked like I had been attacked by Spider-Man come 3am.
by Drakey_Hall February 6, 2018
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Oddly shaped candle

When in rule 34 art, when a dick casts a shadow, but you can only see the shadow
“Oh, have you seen this art, that’s the shadow of an oddly shaped candle
by Derpking666 December 30, 2023
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swedish candle

When a girl tries to deep throat a guys dick and throws up on it.
Yo this girl was trying to deep throat me and gave me a Swedish candle!
by MarissaRos August 15, 2016
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Candle Jenner

Slap A Photo Of Kendle Jenner's Face On A Candle, Thats All You Need To Do
by Martinez R. August 22, 2021
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Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.
“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave
by Big Sawse October 22, 2020
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