read the bible

A synonym for masturbate.

screennameone: why aren't you responding?
screennametwo: sorry man I had to read the bible. hot porn.
screennameone: that's sick man

by Jenn Huls May 27, 2006

The Holey Bible

A specially designed Bible with a cross-shaped hole that runs across the front and back covers of the holy book to remind readers that Jesus died on the cross for their sins, so that whoever believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life.

No one knows how many original copies of “The Holey Bible”—a collectors’ item among both believers and unbelievers—are in circulation.

by MathPlus August 21, 2021

bible study

this is codeword for smoking weed...good to use in notes at school or on the phone.

Person 1: You coming to bible study at the park tonight?
Person 2: Hell yeah man!!! I got 50 hot in that shit!
Person 1: Strait, I'm making a stop at the preacher's house after school. You should ride.

by smokie mcpott December 1, 2004

The Holy Bible

The all-time bestseller the devil hates seeing someone reading it, or the one book leaders from certain faiths would forbid their followers from owning a copy, because its contents have the power to set them free from spiritual blindness and bondage, and to change their lives for the better forever.

It’s not surprising that those caught carrying, much less reading, the Holy Bible in public places, in some parts of the world, could be fined or/and jailed, because religious and political leaders are afraid that the truth revealed in it would undermine their position and authority in leading people to avoid heading to the wrong side of eternity.

by MathPlus July 13, 2021

bible buddy

Basically a boyfriend for a highly Christian person who is either gay, or too scared to interact with girls/guys.

My Facebook profile pic is of my Bible buddy and I, we are really close.

by Bukwildman May 2, 2018

Bible tits

A booby so great you talk about it with all your friends at least once a week, and pray to it every night.

Alright guys brb, gotta pray to my bible tits
I have a girlfriend, but damn does Ashley have some bible tits!
Bow down to the holy bible tit!

by Pemis? January 10, 2017

Writing the bible

When Chatting with Someone and they write you a long ass message that you don't care to read, I.e The bible

John: so i'm Fighting with my girlfriend, and all i want is angry make-up sex and she keeps saying all this bullshit i don't wanna hear.
Greg: Looks like you have a girl who just is

Writing the bible

by Gmartinez0928 November 9, 2010